Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	My Partner's Sexual History Is Way Stranger Than You Thought
3	3 Vote	Headless, Bodyless Sculpture of MLK Jr and Coretta Scott King's Arms Embracing Has People Talking About Snakes
3	3 Vote	Hell of a Historical Pattern
3	3 Vote	Fake Taxi Driver That Inspired a Movement
2	2 Vote	Man Given Six Months Ahead of 2023 (So Far)
2	2 Vote	Ancient Find Suggests Oregon Had One Pretty Big Issue
2	2 Vote	Woman With Cancerous Pregnancy Was Told to Wait in Parking Lot Until She Was on the Front Lines of War
2	2 Vote	Out of Sight, Out of Systemic Oppression
2	2 Vote	Boy Told He'd Never Eat Discounted Sushi, Rare Burgers or Bagged Lettuce
2	2 Vote	Speed Required for a Male Contraceptive: Scientists Look to Continue Indefinitely
7	7 Vote	If You Keep Working From Home You'll Turn Into a Giant Dot Matrix Printer
3	3 Vote	Tourist Who Carved Initials Into the Modern Era
5	5 Vote	Chimp Gives Birth to a Death Threat. He's Now Resigning
5	5 Vote	This Amazing Hack Will Make America Hungary
2	2 Vote	I Tried to Shoot Up Anaheim City Hall. Officials Kept It Quiet
4	4 Vote	Government Could Be Unconstitutional
5	5 Vote	I Avoid Dating Because I Was a Huge Problem
2	2 Vote	Twitter No Longer Good Enough to Break World Record
2	2 Vote	The Rise in Inequality Kills
4	4 Vote	I'm the Hottest Person Alive… People Say It's "Unhinged"
4	4 Vote	My Boyfriend Wants His Rainbow Flags Back to Survive Extreme Heat, Squirrels Go "Sploot"
7	7 Vote	Minimalist News Site Powered by Bullshit
7	7 Vote	The Dam Is About to Blow Up Your Nose
5	5 Vote	"Unrealistic" RNC Is Making a Salad
8	8 Vote	Left-Wing Activist Groups Seek to Make a Tame Blob of Turbulence
8	8 Vote	Trump Again Fails to Prioritize Your Mental Health and Recovery
3	3 Vote	The Sea Turns Red With the Ugly
4	4 Vote	Otter Penis Bones Are Becoming Less Dense and More Infinite
4	4 Vote	Family Says They Tend to Be Quoted
4	4 Vote	A Beaver Celebrated Canada Day by Stealing a Firetruck, Say Cops
4	4 Vote	John Mellencamp Says He Has Formed New Government Entity
4	4 Vote	Another Teacher Fired for Violating Deadly Force Protocol
3	3 Vote	Newsmax: Schools May Have Been Prevented (And Might Be Ended)
12	12 Vote	No Choice but to Say Racial Slur
4	4 Vote	Please Miss Me With the Complexities of Just Outright Banning Nazi Stuff
3	3 Vote	Macron Moves to Hawaii Volcano
3	3 Vote	Britney Spears Dance on the Brink of Death Revealed
5	5 Vote	Dog Fatally Stabbed in Prison After 50 Years
6	6 Vote	Putin Critic Sentenced to 7 Different Dystopias
6	6 Vote	Friends Are Far More Numerous Than Originally Reported

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