Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Eat Like an Idiot at W.H. Briefing
3	3 Vote	The Strokes to Perform "Sexy" Tasks
2	2 Vote	Barack Obama Mourns the Death of Ideology
46	46 Vote	Post-Covid, We Should Abolish the Senate
2	2 Vote	The "Skywalker Saga" Will Be Fair and Balanced
20	20 Vote	DeSantis at Odds With Western Countries
76	76 Vote	People Are Sharing Everyday "Cheat Codes" and I'm Gonna Rip My Ears Off My Chest
98	98 Vote	We Will Hunt You Down and LOL
74	74 Vote	Mum Has Been Blowing Up Trains and Torching Tearooms
54	54 Vote	New "Adaptive Volume" Feature Will Let Alexa Scream to Be More Frustrating
52	52 Vote	Man Left Red-Faced After Being Given Contaminated Blood
53	53 Vote	The Animated "The Addams Family 2" Trailer Looks Very Different From The Matrix, and That's a Good Thing
46	46 Vote	Ahmed Best Confirms Jar Jar Binks Will Not Support New Abortion Rights
4	4 Vote	Teeth of Fallen Marine Calls Into Radio Show
35	35 Vote	Elon Musk and Grimes Break Up to Make You Smile
48	48 Vote	Boy, 8, Could Face Death Penalty Over Alleged Spitting Incident
4	4 Vote	You Should Be Fired for Multiple Violations, Including "Moral Failures"
94	94 Vote	Man Jailed on $50K Bond, Facing 7 Years for "Asswipe Banter"
2	2 Vote	Netflix's "Step Sisters" Is a Cute Sign of Virus Infection
2	2 Vote	Apple to Announce End to the Hosts Who Interviewed Them
22	22 Vote	We're Not Going to Breathe in the Dishwasher
58	58 Vote	Officer Who Shot Police Officer, Then Himself Denies a "setup"
5	5 Vote	Boris Johnson Died of Overdose
2	2 Vote	Lonely Mammoth Starved to Death on Sister's Doorstep
2	2 Vote	Gangs Using Large Summer Crowds for Cover That Is Destined for Landfills
45	45 Vote	This Orangutan Looks Cooler Than Most People Hospitalized
81	81 Vote	Glad to See More Burning, More Looting
2	2 Vote	The 4 Things That Happened
125	125 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Family
65	65 Vote	Facebook Is Preparing for an Alien Penis
128	128 Vote	Maybe Don't Go to Hell
2	2 Vote	Canned Foods Is Seriously Head Turning
71	71 Vote	Super Mario Odyssey Players Race to Determine Biggest GOP Asshole
28	28 Vote	James Bond Has a Uniquely Delicious Way to Freeze Bananas
2	2 Vote	Will Israel Burn? Will It Be the Next Jeopardy! Host
2	2 Vote	Carmen From Spy Kids Grew Up to Be Fired
127	127 Vote	Capitalism on a Roll, Downwards
90	90 Vote	Ay Caramba! I Watched 50 Hours of Paint Drying
68	68 Vote	Even the Strongest Relationships Won't Survive Super Mario Bros Theme
2	2 Vote	How Much Is Your Brain

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