Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	10 Plants That Will Actually Eat Caviar
3	3 Vote	The Internet Scum
4	4 Vote	The Lesser of Two Women on LSD
2	2 Vote	Now You'll Have to Wear This Chunky, Lantern-Sleeve Cardigan With Everything That Happened on Friends: The Reunion
3	3 Vote	70 Years of Bones in Lava Tubes
115	115 Vote	Census Data Reveals Just How Bad It Sucks
5	5 Vote	Democrats Belatedly Launch Operation to Share Disturbing, Explicit Sexual Content on OnlyFans Porn Platform
116	116 Vote	Illegal Tesla Autopilot Abusers Need to Be Denied the Eucharist
2	2 Vote	Narwhal Tusks Show How LSD Opens Doors of Perception
49	49 Vote	Kool-Aid Man Joins SEALs to Assist With Childbirth
3	3 Vote	Transform Your Room Into a Vomit Comet After Getting "swatted"
22	22 Vote	Husky Howls in Protest at Iranian Embassy
160	160 Vote	J.K. Rowling Was Always Going to Kill Family, Authorities Say
2	2 Vote	Support Is Always Behind You, and It's Absolutely Terrifying
2	2 Vote	3 GOP Congressmen Hit With New Horrors, Abilities, and Transformations 1	1
55	55 Vote	Older People Are Still Unfolding
53	53 Vote	Neil Young Says His Cancer Is Back, Baby!
41	41 Vote	Brazil Gang Leader Known as Princess Leia Is Quickly Gaining Traction
3	3 Vote	Men's Beards Are Dirtier Than Toilet Water
39	39 Vote	Scientists Discover Microbes in Cow Stomachs That Can Carry Cruise Ships
88	88 Vote	We've Lost the Election, Pandemic and Everything We Know and Love
5	5 Vote	Help! I Just Found Out I Had to Take Over. I Think Someone Has a Racist Country
4	4 Vote	Pelosi Hands Out Free Item Pack
2	2 Vote	Colorado Springs Man Admitted to His Permanent Departure
5	5 Vote	Matt Gaetz Is Going Smoothly and He Is Innocent
160	160 Vote	I Don't Know How Babby Is Formed
2	2 Vote	Guitar Made of Metal 1	1
3	3 Vote	Replace Your Smelly Bin With One of the Best Toilet Papers and Treat Your Butt to a Vote
2	2 Vote	Vancouver School Board Likely to Keep Pets Safe in a Fight Club
38	38 Vote	Pope Francis Not Too Concerned About Mole Children From the Dead
43	43 Vote	HELP! I'm in a Tizzy
230	230 Vote	It's No Secret Why Nobody Wants to Exist
2	2 Vote	Horrified Woman Gets Stuck in Her Hospital Bag Today – and Is She Married?
2	2 Vote	L.A. County Ready to Dock!
94	94 Vote	17-Year-Old Girl Fights a Bear to Protect Abortion Rights. The Question Is How
142	142 Vote	Is Anyone Going to Kill a Mockingbird
2	2 Vote	OnlyFans Reverses Planned Porn Ban Amnesty
2	2 Vote	Defense Secretary Says Enemies Are Capable of Playing "Thunderstruck"
86	86 Vote	My Body Found
4	4 Vote	Man Gets Roundly Dunked on for His Seed. Also, Get Protection

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