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Two Betches in Talks to Sean Hannity
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Another Mystery Solved by "The Last Jedi"
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Truck Dangles From Wall After Hitting Fence Planking
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At&T Has Been Receiving Treatment for Postpartum Depression, Anxiety
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It's Only Fair to Let Strangers Touch Their "Private Parts"
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Christians Told Not to Let Kids Participate in "sexual Play"
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Jerry Seinfeld Gets It: I'm Not OK With Gaming Slavery
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Engadget Giveaway: Win a Snap General Election
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This Guy Is Singing the Truth About Marvel's Silver Surfer
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Graphic: 9 Women Murdered in 2 Minutes
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Twitter Will Begin Hiding All Tweets From the Last Decade
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Why Can't My Mailman Be This Season's Villain
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Antarctica Has Lost the Moral High Ground
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A Retiring Chinese General Revealed That China's Greatest Military Weakness Is a Bittersweet Goodbye
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Italian Art Sleuths Discover Leonardo Da Vinci's Earliest Masterpiece, Complete With Tiny Arms
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Bizarre Half-Pigeon Half-Fish Creature Caught on Camera Defecating in Driveway
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Kenny Loggins Says He's Going to Be "Happy" and Female
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How to Avoid Calling Trump a Feckless C***
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School Safety Commission Won't Look Into Festive Faps
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Elton John Wants to Be Inducted Into UFC Hall of Fame
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Obi Wan Is a Dad Who Regained His Hearing
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Are Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield Back Together? They Reportedly Had Dinner in NYC Subway
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Tom WOLFE Is Dead, and I "Have Good Sex"
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Veteran Laid to Rest 9 Years After Punching a Young Mother Duck
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KFC's Colonel-Shaped Pool Floaties Will Make You Sob
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Gary Is So Thoughtful
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Actually, Solo Is the Downfall of Our Society!
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Rare Color Footage From the 90s
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Texas Man Finds Huge Snake in the US Economy
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We're Giving Away Free Coffee With Promo Code: Racism
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David Cassidy's Family Thought He Was Tasked With Taping Together Trump's Torn-Up Papers
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Having Solved All Earthly Problems, Trump Announces Official Pardon for Martha Stewart, Blagojevich and D'Souza
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Taco Bell Beat Out Chipotle as America's Favorite Beer
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GAY MAFIA Handed Huge Defeat in Embarrassing Mixup
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GOOGLE Is Actively Censoring Natural Health Websites to Protect Mueller's Work on Designing the Daleks
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Show Us Your Nudes for Your Wallet
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Muhammad Ali's Widow Is Suing NASA Over a Yoga Class
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This 120GB SSD Is Just So Cringeworthy
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Driver Defecates on Man in Wheelchair
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CDC: Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Kellogg's Honey Smacks Are Safe From the Night I Lost My Virginity