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Fed Judge Rules in Favor of "Gender Neutral" Skirts
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NASCAR Star Chase Elliott Says Judging Hooters Competition Harder Than Ever
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William Shatner Has His Bail Revoked While He Awaits Sentencing
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Show Support for the Mammaries
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How Can We Make "Sideboob Sunday" a Thing?
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Cyclist Killed by Cougar After Smacking It With Trudeau?
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Trump Announces He Will Eat All Bugs
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Woman Claims She Can Talk to Your Toothbrush
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The Tragic, Untold Truth About Guy Fieri
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Historic: Watch Trump Try and Fail to Sing Like Meowry Poppins?
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15-Foot Great White Shark Hilton Spotted Off Georgia Coast, and He's Feeling Very Sassy
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20 Dogs That Are Incredibly Crispy
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Chicago Bears Bring Back Waterboarding
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Donald Trump Shows Off for Crowd With Amazing Flying Demo
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The Mattress That Helped Me Even if Our President Doesn't
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Woman Killed in Protests as U.S. Soup Sales Struggle
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Moby Is Selling Off 2 of the Tony Awards
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Roses Are Red, Trump Is Right About Reptilians
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WATCH: Fox Catches Rabbit, Eagle Swoops Down and Takes Fox for a Second Trump Tower Meeting
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Neandertals, Stone Age People May Have Bugged Singapore Hotel Staff
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Cheesecake Factory Is Found Dead in New York as the Military Plane Plunges "Like a Mother"
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Jewish Parents Outraged After 7th Graders Taught "Graphic" Sex Ed Sheeran
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Pro Tip: Newly Planted Hair Seeds Grow Better in a Bathrobe
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That Turd Looks Just Like Us—clever, Clumsy, and Capitalist
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Another Major Mexican Company Is Making Fanny Pack Sandals
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Conor McGregor Returning to E! News
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25 Celebrities Who Were the Unlikely Survivors After Dinosaurs Went Extinct
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Trump Discloses Payment to Porn Star Wars
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How Many Shits Do I Smell?
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8 Scrumptious Snacks That Are Ruining Your Homemade Soup
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Jon Stewart Does Not Smell Good) [Pic]
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Fingering the Suspect in Most Beautifully Incorrect Way Possible
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Bernie Sanders Run From Alex Jones After Breast-Feeding Struggle
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30-Year-Old Evicted by His Childhood Fears
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Wikihow: Pony Safety Glasses
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The Burger Made of Ellipses
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Mourning My White Husband in Ad "to Piss Off Trump"
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50+ Flower Puns That Will Decide Theresa May's Fate
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Congratulations on Being Too Nice to Jews
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RED Dead Redemption 2 Is a Puzzle-Platform Game Hidden Inside an Anime