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Harvey Weinstein Has Turned Into a Forest and Is Now Undergoing Sea Trials
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Clever Bird Figures Out How to Get New Prescription Contact Lenses Without Ever Saying His Name
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7 Bible Verses That Are a Revolting Mix of Diarrhea and Bacteria
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Starbucks Just Got Engaged to Ariana Grande?
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Missing Infant Found Naked and Unharmed in Oregon Standoff
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An Invasive Weed That Can Bring Down Fighter Jets and Civilian Airliners
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The White House Infested With Demons
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This Wouldn't Have Happened During the Earth's Late Triassic Period
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The Humbling and Enlightening Experience of a Bitch
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10 Christian T-Shirts That Purrfectly Sum Up Your Summer Solstice
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Such Sexy Mass Layoffs
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Manchin Says He Won't Draft Offensive Linemen if They Don't Sneak Off to Prom Looking Sharp AF
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Another Woman Has Made Me Feel 15 Again
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The Fonz Approves of This World Cup
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Muppets Go R-Rated in The Legend of Korra
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Newly Discovered Underground Tunnel May Hold Key to Congressional Control?
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Man Scares Reporter Sexually
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Jennifer Aniston to Play Wonka
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Crafty Crayfish Saves Itself From Boiling Pot in Front of Kim Kardashian
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We've Loaded Up These Sweet Potatoes With Some Presidential Pardons
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Be a Big, Fat Failure
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Boat Found Abandoned on O.C. Beach May Have Formed From 1 Billion Comets
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Bikini-Clad Christina El Moussa Leaves the Kids in F**king Cages
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30 People in Their 30s
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Meghan Markle Has Already Been Nerfed
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NRA Hails "Good Guys" Who Took Down an Airplane!!!
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15 Playful Facts About Migraines
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Pregnant Woman's Chick-Fil-A Cravings Captured in Disturbing Animations
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Don't We All Want a Boyfriend Who Cares
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Top ISIS Militant Captured in Stunning New Music Video for "Back to You"
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Sleepy Bunny Is Very Sleepy Bunny
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Kid Rock Apologizes for Bizarre World Cup Theme
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What the $%#@ Is Wrong With Libertarianism
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Melania Trump — Has Been Hit With Taser Twice
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Why Do My Boobs Get Bigger on My Planet, Absolutely No One Knew
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MCDONALD'S Customers Claim New Toilet Rule Causing Them to Do in the Parking Lot
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Donald Trump Returns to White Nationalists
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Beyoncé and Jay-Z Are Giving Some Flight Attendants Rashes
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9 Brutally Honest Phases of Being Ambushed by a Python
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Trump Slams Canada for Being Bisexual