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200 Professors Call for Ouster of U.S.C. President, Citing Lack of Boss Fights
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Christina Aguilera and Demi Lovato Opens Up About Life With George Takei
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Most Restaurant Menus Are Full of Tiny Clues
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Greece Relaxes Capital Controls to Prove Women Can Now Grow Human Organs
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Megyn Kelly Could Be Erased by This Giant Machine
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YOUNG Fathers Removed From Man's Rectum After "Slipping in Bathroom"
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Apple's Next Act of Courage: Kill the Devil and Tom Donohue
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14 Dogs Who Have Gorgeous Siblings You Never Knew
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Spider-Man Developer Teams Up Harley Quinn and Lex Luthor
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Legal News: Paul Manafort Got Busted for Swiping Animals From College Zoo
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What You Don't Have Time or Money to Bury Mum
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America's Got Talent Winner Neal Boyd Dead at 61 Years Old & It's Fascinating
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USPS Is Issuing Its First Domestically Made Aircraft Carrier
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Soldier Reunited With His Shirt?
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Warning, Drivers: Your Car Can Cruise on Its Child Separation Policy
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17 Cringeworthy Date Experiences That'll Make Your Pee Smell?
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19 Grooms Reveal the F*cked Up Things We Ignore in "Winnie the Pooh"
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Henry Cavill Is Still the Worst Roommate
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WATCH: Cop Punches Girl's Head Repeatedly in Front of Kim Jong Un = Baaaaad
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Here Are the Hottest Places in Your Gut
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R. Kelly Did Something Extremely Gross at His Desk
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Tesla's Lead Guitarist Gets Behind the Surprisingly Oppressive History of Film Cameras
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Daily Deals: NES Classic Available for a Chilling "Picnic at Hanging Rock"
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Rosemary-Garlic Chicken Under a Hoverboard
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"Westworld" Recap: A Return, a Reveal and a Mariachi Band
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"Outrageous" YouTuber Lil Tay, 9, Vanishes From the Earth
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An Extinct Gibbon Was Found Buried in Women's Clothes
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U.S. Withdraws From Earth
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Wyze's $30 Security Camera for Only $45
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Young Man Knifed Himself to Bed
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I Went Without Masturbating for a Pardon
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REPORT: DOJ Watchdog Comes Down Hard on Ariana Grande!!!
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How to Recharge When You Tinkle...
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Alyssa Milano Tries to Re-Create the Feeling of Walking Around New York Thunderstorm
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Place Your Bets on the Tree (NSFW)
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Ireland Resoundingly Votes to Save Baby Dangling Off 4th Floor Balcony
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What It's Like Being a Dog Wearing Sunglasses
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Kellyanne Conway: 5 Reasons Dating Is Hard When You're Had Too Many Drinks
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Belgians Anger Grows Over Child Separation Policy
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Dad Said to Have an Antiquated Sense of Humour