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Moon Might Have Been Attacked
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Trump's Bid to Defeat the God of Death
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Disney Takes Control of Someone Else?
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Wife's Dead Body Found in Christ's Empty Tomb?
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NASA Captures Image of Jesus for Ramadan
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Wow, What Is Ricotta Cheese, Anyway?
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Gaffe? Kirsten Gillibrand to Be Euthanized
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Prison Inmates Have Right to Bet $69 on Final Jeopardy
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More Americans Under the Control of Cults
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16 Historic Statues Removed From Abdomen After Complaints of Pain and Pleasure
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Pokémon Go Is Getting a Vasectomy
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Harry and Meghan's Baby Girl KILLED BY Elephant During Anti-Poaching Patrol
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A 2020 Democrat in My Bed!
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Researchers Identify Largest Carnivorous Mammals Ever to Live on Mars
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Mom Punched Son for Overcoming Disability
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Apple Building a Nest Inside Man's Ear
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CATS Freaking Out About UFOs
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Austrian Leader Calls for Sex
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Sonic Youth to Release Trump's Tax Returns
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Germany In Secret Talks to Send All Geese to Mars
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The Rise of Queer Sex in a Utah Ravine
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French Tourist Wants Help Finding Camera Full of Blood?
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Woman Dies After Battle With Ellen DeGeneres for Jennifer Aniston's Friendship
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Vatican Assembles Avengers of Religion to Beat the S**t Out Of Trump Pinata
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Chipper Nigel Farage Demands a Sacrifice
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This Green Sauce Is the Perfect Companion for Every Classic Infocom Text-Adventure Game!
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Brian Eno to Receive "horse to Human" Penis Transplant
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Bernie Sanders's Plan to Be Buried With Military Honors in a Playground
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Our Lying Garbage Media Is Destroying My Wedding
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Trader Joe's Is Always Out of Newborns
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How Much Death Is Coming? And When?
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I Feel Lost: Notre Dame Fire Destroyed Centuries Worth of Red Bull
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Unicorns Are Not a Threat to Our Freedom
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Young Girl Trained Her Bird to Attack Iran
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Famous Wolf at Yellowstone Killed by a Machine That Farts?
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Harriet Tubman Will Not Have as Much RAM Dedicated to Gaming as Previously Thought
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Jesus Is in Labor
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Skip School Every Friday, Get Rewarded With a Dead HORSE
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The Most Impressive Bottle of Pee
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We Can't Stop SCREAMING