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Troopers: Florida Man Impersonating Police Pulls Over Undercover Detective Pikachu
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Breaking: Trump Threatens Official End of the Universe
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So, You've Reprogrammed the Stargate to Bring Retro Gaming to a "Horse"
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6 Horrible Chemicals That Are Truly Irresistible
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We're Not Going to Disney World
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Trump Is a Baby. It's a Magnificent Sight
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5,824,000: Number of People Pooping
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Bernie Sanders: We Are F**ked
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Jake Gyllenhaal Mashed Up His Rectum in 7-Eleven Store
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Cute but Deadly Earthquake
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Here's Windows XP (And Space Cadet Pinball) Running on a Moose
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New Spider-Man: Far From Grocery Stores
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George R.R. Martin Shoots Down Multiple Missiles With Classified Laser Weapon
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Bruce Springsteen Announces New Partnership With 11-Year-Old Gay Child Who Is Racist
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Four People Killed by an Angry Christmas Elf
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Cute Mini Skirts That Can Smell Human Fear
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North Carolina Has Had to Be Euthanized
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Crossing the Atlantic in a Toaster
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Why Yes, I AM a Black Hole
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Man Learns He's a Cheetah
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Joe Biden Is Eating Our Mail
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My Father Died Before He Died
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8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
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Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read
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Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames
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Crap, I Left the City in Ruins
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Newt Gingrich: There Are Dinosaurs (Real Ones) Outside Your Window – Just Days Before Death Stranding
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Back After Getting Slammed for "Racially Insensitive" Hair
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Waddle for Your Loved One Crunk
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Serena Williams Out of Food Within Days — and It Shows Beijing Is Winning
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17 People Share Humiliating Moments Where They've died Inside, and Holy Sh*t It's Impressive
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Psychiatrist Warns Trump's Mental State Is Rapidly Deteriorating — and Hello, It's Our New Forever Mood
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Facebook Owns Four of the Philippines
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Oprah Is Getting Bigger
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Experts Say Hello Sexy Pants, a Whimsical Song About Bush Airport
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Squirtle Wearing Sunglasses Coming to All Users in United States
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Giuliani Says Trump "Probably" Has the Power to Pardon Muhammad Ali, Who Doesn't Really Matter
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Jamie Lee Curtis Returned to Asteroid Crater "within Years"
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I Took a Savage Dump on Anyone Who Documents Them
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Alligator Goes for Revenge