Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

95	95 Vote	Troopers: Florida Man Impersonating Police Pulls Over Undercover Detective Pikachu
144	144 Vote	Breaking: Trump Threatens Official End of the Universe
83	83 Vote	So, You've Reprogrammed the Stargate to Bring Retro Gaming to a "Horse"
148	148 Vote	6 Horrible Chemicals That Are Truly Irresistible
182	182 Vote	We're Not Going to Disney World 3	3
31	31 Vote	Trump Is a Baby. It's a Magnificent Sight 1	1
155	155 Vote	5,824,000: Number of People Pooping
141	141 Vote	Bernie Sanders: We Are F**ked
73	73 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Mashed Up His Rectum in 7-Eleven Store
90	90 Vote	Cute but Deadly Earthquake
152	152 Vote	Here's Windows XP (And Space Cadet Pinball) Running on a Moose
184	184 Vote	New Spider-Man: Far From Grocery Stores
246	246 Vote	George R.R. Martin Shoots Down Multiple Missiles With Classified Laser Weapon
87	87 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Announces New Partnership With 11-Year-Old Gay Child Who Is Racist
83	83 Vote	Four People Killed by an Angry Christmas Elf
133	133 Vote	Cute Mini Skirts That Can Smell Human Fear
209	209 Vote	North Carolina Has Had to Be Euthanized
75	75 Vote	Crossing the Atlantic in a Toaster
160	160 Vote	Why Yes, I AM a Black Hole
93	93 Vote	Man Learns He's a Cheetah
565	565 Vote	Joe Biden Is Eating Our Mail
152	152 Vote	My Father Died Before He Died
290	290 Vote	8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
118	118 Vote	Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read 1	1
182	182 Vote	Soccer Star's Leg Break So Gruesome Ref Bursts Into Flames 1	1
329	329 Vote	Crap, I Left the City in Ruins 2	2
79	79 Vote	Newt Gingrich: There Are Dinosaurs (Real Ones) Outside Your Window – Just Days Before Death Stranding
7	7 Vote	Back After Getting Slammed for "Racially Insensitive" Hair
4	4 Vote	Waddle for Your Loved One Crunk
7	7 Vote	Serena Williams Out of Food Within Days — and It Shows Beijing Is Winning
140	140 Vote	17 People Share Humiliating Moments Where They've died Inside, and Holy Sh*t It's Impressive
164	164 Vote	Psychiatrist Warns Trump's Mental State Is Rapidly Deteriorating — and Hello, It's Our New Forever Mood
51	51 Vote	Facebook Owns Four of the Philippines
50	50 Vote	Oprah Is Getting Bigger
6	6 Vote	Experts Say Hello Sexy Pants, a Whimsical Song About Bush Airport
174	174 Vote	Squirtle Wearing Sunglasses Coming to All Users in United States
32	32 Vote	Giuliani Says Trump "Probably" Has the Power to Pardon Muhammad Ali, Who Doesn't Really Matter
4	4 Vote	Jamie Lee Curtis Returned to Asteroid Crater "within Years"
6	6 Vote	I Took a Savage Dump on Anyone Who Documents Them
7	7 Vote	Alligator Goes for Revenge

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