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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Nintendo Unveils the iPhone
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Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche
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Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom
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Congress Is Definitely Drunk
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Nvidia Removed Linux Driver Feature Due to an Asshole
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?
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Confession: I Don't Care
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live
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Don't Listen to These 26 Million Children
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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19 Struggles of Being Addicted to Puns
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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26 Puns That Are Holding You Back
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There Is a Banana
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Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz
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Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON
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Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles
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50 Things You Might Have Heard
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues