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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
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Click This for Almost Zero Dollars
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
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Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
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How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
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Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Walter White Supremacist
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Interview With a Sandwich
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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There's a Penis on My Bus Driver
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be