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I Hate Math, but I Don't F*ck
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Today's Reminder to Not Touch Her Ass
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Justin Bieber Is Being Discontinued
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Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
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Woman Murdered by Her Brother at Dallas Zoo :(
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Can Penises Get Stuck in Your Favorite Fictional Deity or Demon?
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8 Tips to Avoid
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The 22 Most Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Terrible Storylines
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11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking
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The 5 Best Performances From the World's Biggest Penis
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Obama Takes a Shit
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Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
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23 Ways Your Dog Makes You Immortal
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"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera
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Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction
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Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments
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Mom Loses Custody of Herself
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An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
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Reminder: Send Us Your Children
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Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again
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7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong
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This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
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Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
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Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
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Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
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Sources Say Hi
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
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You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
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Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic
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This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
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A Straight Guy Tries
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat