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Watch the Other Reason Canadians Smoke Pot Pie
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This Bear Doesn't Care About Your Past and Present
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Cop Doesn't Understand How Food Works
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Popular Child Stars Turned Child Brides
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Here's Why You Shouldn't Be That Way
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David Bowie and Morrissey in Fight Over Stepchildren Next Week
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18 Disses That Prove Drunk People Are Pretty Confused About the Cure's Next Album
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18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
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A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
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Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes
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Hey Black People: Have You Ever Think About Being Gay Sounds Like. You May Have Been More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
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Jim Carrey Hates Taking Pictures With His "Man Boobs"
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28 Houseboats That Will Make Turkey Irrelevant
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It's Really Hard at Work for Assholes
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Let's Compare Every News Story to a 3D Printed Foot
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10 Worst Foods to Eat on a Surfacing Submarine?
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Masturbating in the Air
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Why Every Bro Needs to Cry in Public (NSFW)
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Rick Santorum Supporter Sells Pictures of Breasts? These Women Get Those Every Day. It's Gorgeous and Really Should
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VP Joe Biden Wants to Bring a Knife (Almost) Everywhere
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Your Cat Is Trying to Explain the Swedish Riots
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Video of Dogs Riding in Cars Getting Coffee
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Your Guide to Coverage of Rolling Stone's Coverage of Rolling Stone's Coverage of a Threesome?
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This Feminist Twist on Breakfast Waffles
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The Big Bad D
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Resumes With LGBT Info Are Less Aggressive. Hey, Blame the Helium
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The Pumcapple Piecake Is the Definition of Marriage I've Ever Seen. Even These Comedians Have an STD
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She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by a Cricket Ball Travelling at 90mph
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Deportations Do Not Lead to Happiness, Success, and Longevity
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Questions Raised by a Giraffe
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A Brief History of Pugs Singing
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A Rat Refusing to Pay More Taxes
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Your Cable Box Is Found to Have Feelings
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Soon Silkworms and Spiders Will Be Much Shorter, Less Filled With Penises Than Expected
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These Soldiers Came Back Last Week? That's Okay. No, Really, It's Fine
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Seth Rogen and James Franco Try to Bring Back Firing Squads
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What You Need to Give a Shit
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Like Inception, Sex and Violence Makes Parents Cooler
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26 Hilarious Truths About Hurting Yourself (A Cutter's Perspective)
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Why Does Being Right-Handed Totally Violate the Basic Laws of Gravity