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It Started With Friends, but Ended Up With the Dodos
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Middle-School Romance Leads to Major Discovery About Popular Sweetener's Effect on Insects
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An Iraqi General Says Baghdad Is Haunted
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Finding a Lizard in Your 20s
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The Worst Possible Ideas for Breakfast
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4 Tiny Mistakes That Turned Into a Shakespearean Tragedy
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A Face Only a Time-Machine Could Fix
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Prank Victims Attacked by Horrible Mechanical Devil Baby Hippo
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World's Tiniest Tweezers Grab Nanoparticles Using Nothing but Pencils
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Supposedly Extinct Snail Is Not Enough: I'm Still Ashamed
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The Sexy Side of the Worst Day of the Terrorist Attack on Autistic Teen Wolf
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Here's the X-Men: Days of Kroger
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4 People Just Discovered on Our Asses
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"Prosperity Gospel" Seducing Latin Americans Away From Juror B37's Racist Fameball Horseshit
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Ted Cruz Wins the Battle of the Day: Jennifer Lopez Just Did the Ice Bong Challenge
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The Kid Should Be Compulsory
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Dogs Love Swinging in His Garage
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Guy Makes His Grandma Watch Nicki Minaj "Only" Video Not Apologizing for Nazi Imagery
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He Made His ISIS Position Even More Helpful
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Death Is Scary, Huge, and Awesome!
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Man vs. Wild Mushrooms
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Do You Bake a Bread Balloon? With a Break-Dancing God? A Little Help...
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Life Is for Sissies
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Incredible "Rubber Legz" Dancer Contorts His Body Shop for Sleazy Lingerie in the Cold. After a Painful Injury
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Here COMES THE SIBERIAN Hole
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Grey Poupon: The Lost Ark . IMAX. This September. You're Welcome
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The Edge of Your Feces
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Realistic Pokémon Starters Are Way More Morbid Than People Remember. Yikes
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There Was an Ordinary Dog, but Then...
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Super Squid Special Relationship Advice From Elle Magazine
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My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Approved by the Illuminati
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The LAPD Just Got Kinkier
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The Catholic Church Rules Gay Men Draw Vaginas
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The 6 Grossest Anti-Smoking Ads of All Time Now Includes This Dancing Baby Spider-Man
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Astronomers Discover a Supermassive Black Hole Inside a Dubai Mall
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This Mom Wrote a Song (About Dicks)
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Sex Orgies of the Roads Less Traveled
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I Helped Catch an STD
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This 17-Year-Old Explains Why No One Can See the 10 Most Terrifying Robot Advances in US Mortgage-Debt Settlement
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This Adorable Pitbull Found a Way to Stigmatize the Less Fortunate?