Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Mom Said She Looks Nothing Like a Joy-Bomb for Your Clitoris
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
6	6 Vote	The Most Awesome Creations of the Best in Life Are Free. Some Are Packed Into a Portable System
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
6	6 Vote	Teen Rocker Snapchats His Boner, Girl Uploads It for the Internet (And for Humanity!)
125	125 Vote	Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
4	4 Vote	Well, Pay for My Birth Control or Give Me Birth Control
345	345 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
62	62 Vote	Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic
141	141 Vote	These People Came Out Penis-Shaped
205	205 Vote	No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
49	49 Vote	Cookie Monster on Surface of Mars
9	9 Vote	Woman Escapes Handcuffs to Eat a Peach
95	95 Vote	Return of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat Disease
51	51 Vote	Police Searching for Man Who Invented Sushi
35	35 Vote	It's Impossible to See Matt Damon
78	78 Vote	Supreme Court Rules
168	168 Vote	BuzzFeed Has a Secret. And It Is Cannibalism 2	2
44	44 Vote	It's Simple, Really. He Just Called This Chick a "Horse" and Made White America More Progressive
540	540 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4
97	97 Vote	Seriously, Stop Using Smartphones
75	75 Vote	These Aren't Futuristic Homes for Penises
116	116 Vote	President Obama Cares About the Apocalypse
2	2 Vote	If You Agree, Pass It On
144	144 Vote	Here's the Thing About Being an Asshole
137	137 Vote	A 3-Minute Clip About ... Well, Not This Guy
166	166 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
50	50 Vote	Obama's Planning on Turning to Cannibalism?
2	2 Vote	God Has a Massive-But-Adorable Breakdown
126	126 Vote	Microsoft Is Now Eerie & Empty
5	5 Vote	The Black Hole Hiding Inside This Chubby Weirdo
162	162 Vote	Why Are People Pooping 1	1
92	92 Vote	How Metal Is Your Aura?
100	100 Vote	Police Say Teens Arrested for Masturbating Inside a Walmart...Again
254	254 Vote	This Country Has Been Canceled, Brah
103	103 Vote	This Map Shows the Most Powerful Men Behaving Like Infants
31	31 Vote	I Visited Greenland, and Now I'm Freaking Out About One of the Arctic Monkeys
61	61 Vote	Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Work Fun Again
247	247 Vote	22 Signs You're a Dog 1	1
66	66 Vote	All of Brazil Is Actually Worthless

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