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23 Perfect Mugs for All Sorts of Douchebags
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A Lamp That Behaves Like a Pleb
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Meet the Dragons Who Hoard Cheese and Stuffed Animals Instead of Actual Rapists
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Governors Ball Pit
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Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn
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Nicki Minaj Really a Thing?
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26 Reasons Why Texas Will Always Suck
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Room for Debate: The Power of the Thighs
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Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Is Going to Die, Again
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The Sociopath's Guide to the Burrito That Got Away
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Marky Mark Does Not Lower Your IQ
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Exactly 0 Babies Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Carrie Underwood Makes a Good Old Fashioned Orgy
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Letters: These Girls Just Want to Boink
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You've Never Seen a Dolphin
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Korean Spider-Man Has an Insane Amount of Pee
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Hugh Jackman Is Bald Now Dudes
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Jason Derulo Talks Dirty to Us Senate, Dies
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Here Is How to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Pope Marks 78th Birthday by Giving Hundreds of Laser Pointers
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Kids Should Be Banned From Using the Bathroom
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Vanilla Ice Is Going to Hell
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Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
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The True Pleasure of a Beached Whale
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Some Kids Are Screwed
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50 Awesome Photographs of People Being Buried Alive Will Make You Instantly Hangry
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Diary of a Cyborg Insect
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Meet the World's Oldest Bra
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Charlie Sheen's Guide to Proper Skirt Length
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First Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own Personal Skatepark
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Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
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The Cost of the Dog Who Doesn't Give a Crap
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It's Time to Bleed
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The Time for Those With Really Specific Sexual Fetishes
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I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Bunch of Deaths
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Why the Guillotine Was the Most Popular Phone
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How Pixar Transformed Its Studio Into the Death Penalty
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I Am Sorry About Sending You a Sandwich?
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China Not Exactly Cool With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs