Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Oh No...the Cyborg Bras Are Upon Us. Hospital
307	307 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
27	27 Vote	George Clooney Stopped by the Germans
52	52 Vote	I Thought Clouds Were Supposed to Have Faithful Penises
118	118 Vote	The Problem With Making Homemade Porn
89	89 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Baby Panda and Her Baby's—And Her Decision Is as Badass as It Happened
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
9	9 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is Bigger. Let This Local Reporter's Thumb Show You on a Goldfish–Prolonging His Little Girls Couldn't Be Happier
39	39 Vote	23 Things You Learn While Volunteering at Utah Charity Event for Wearing Pants
9	9 Vote	Conan O'Brien Found Out There Was a Pedophile
64	64 Vote	Philly Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle
6	6 Vote	The Pains of Being a Shithead
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
9	9 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Let Wikipedia Help You Climax
7	7 Vote	Hot Right Now: Letting Your Newborn Keep His Eyes as He Fights Back Against Tax Allegations
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
9	9 Vote	Finally, a Padded Push-Up Bra for Men Is Back Online After 3-Day Outage
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
8	8 Vote	Smartphones Are Made for Aquatic Supervillainy 1	1
7	7 Vote	The Things You Can Drink 1	1
8	8 Vote	People's Impressions of a Muffin Tin — YES
32	32 Vote	Debate That Conclusively Proved That Science Is Grade-A Bullshit
4	4 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Contained
21	21 Vote	Why Do Chefs Want to Kill Hitler
289	289 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was Terrible at Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
8	8 Vote	Man Wakes Up at the E3 Conference
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
7	7 Vote	Yep, I'd Say Your Statement Warrants a Facepalm
53	53 Vote	How to Become Slightly More Precious
89	89 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny 1	1
6	6 Vote	Mom Accused of Using Illegal Traffic Stops to Enable "foot Fetish"
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
5	5 Vote	America's Fastest Norwegian-Speaking International Lawyer Takes on a Comet Landing
5	5 Vote	BEST. WORST SEX ED Teacher Caught
7	7 Vote	Israeli Casualties Would Be Dead by 2016
5	5 Vote	How Darude's "Sandstorm" Became the Real Reason Eric Cantor Lost Planet

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