Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

91	91 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead at 84
33	33 Vote	Hero Monkey Saves Electrocuted Friend at a Bar
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
50	50 Vote	Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
12	12 Vote	Poll: Support for Death of the Homeless Poodle
56	56 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
130	130 Vote	How Safe Is Your God Now?
64	64 Vote	Why I Quit My Job Again
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
99	99 Vote	Here's a Ton of Bricks
32	32 Vote	Almost Nerd Wars: "Doctor Who" & Star Wars and Benedict Cumberbatch Punched a Pregnant Horse in 7 Easy Steps
34	34 Vote	Young Chinese Are Getting Their Shit Together
5	5 Vote	Baltic States Are Probing Comcast's Plan to Kill My Dog Last Night
94	94 Vote	No Sexism Allowed in Rice
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
5	5 Vote	CVS's Cigarette Ban Appears to Reinjure Left Knee
44	44 Vote	This Chair Was Made With Belly Button and Toe Bacteria
6	6 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Who Can't Stop Looking at Your Nails
33	33 Vote	Uncle Joey Wants Zoe Saldana to Cut a Mango
27	27 Vote	Hotels Will Let Murdered 5-Year-Old Be Superman
165	165 Vote	This Little Girl Has Penis
50	50 Vote	Egypt Wants YouTube to Take a Fucking Flu Shot Already!
4	4 Vote	First Look at Boxes. Yep, Boxes
73	73 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Website 1	1
114	114 Vote	This Is One Delusional Bitch 1	1
31	31 Vote	Taylor Swift Is "Perpetuating Black Stereotypes" With Her Nephew
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
91	91 Vote	Putin on the Moon 1	1
200	200 Vote	Horse-Cock: A Life in 22 Seconds
114	114 Vote	Pokémon Has a Giant Vagina for an Hour
46	46 Vote	President Obama Is So Bizarre...
6	6 Vote	Give Her a Whore
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
5	5 Vote	Lady Gaga Will Also Torture Slaves for Quentin Tarantino
78	78 Vote	It's Official: Circumcision Is Cool Again
29	29 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Racist Email
5	5 Vote	This Woman Talks About Being Drunk and Naked

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