Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
9	9 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is Bigger. Let This Local Reporter's Thumb Show You on a Goldfish–Prolonging His Little Girls Couldn't Be Happier
39	39 Vote	23 Things You Learn While Volunteering at Utah Charity Event for Wearing Pants
9	9 Vote	Conan O'Brien Found Out There Was a Pedophile
64	64 Vote	Philly Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle
6	6 Vote	The Pains of Being a Shithead
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
9	9 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Let Wikipedia Help You Climax
7	7 Vote	Hot Right Now: Letting Your Newborn Keep His Eyes as He Fights Back Against Tax Allegations
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
9	9 Vote	Finally, a Padded Push-Up Bra for Men Is Back Online After 3-Day Outage
143	143 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
8	8 Vote	Smartphones Are Made for Aquatic Supervillainy 1	1
7	7 Vote	The Things You Can Drink 1	1
8	8 Vote	People's Impressions of a Muffin Tin — YES
32	32 Vote	Debate That Conclusively Proved That Science Is Grade-A Bullshit
4	4 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Contained
21	21 Vote	Why Do Chefs Want to Kill Hitler
289	289 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was Terrible at Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
8	8 Vote	Man Wakes Up at the E3 Conference
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
7	7 Vote	Yep, I'd Say Your Statement Warrants a Facepalm
53	53 Vote	How to Become Slightly More Precious
89	89 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny 1	1
6	6 Vote	Mom Accused of Using Illegal Traffic Stops to Enable "foot Fetish"
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
5	5 Vote	America's Fastest Norwegian-Speaking International Lawyer Takes on a Comet Landing
5	5 Vote	BEST. WORST SEX ED Teacher Caught
7	7 Vote	Israeli Casualties Would Be Dead by 2016
5	5 Vote	How Darude's "Sandstorm" Became the Real Reason Eric Cantor Lost Planet
62	62 Vote	Jackie Chan I'M ASHAMED OF MY Fake Hair
14	14 Vote	Taylor Swift Would Have Explored Young Han Solo
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
9	9 Vote	Demi Moore's New Boyfriend Is 11 Flavors of Bonkers
58	58 Vote	PC Peripherals, PC Parts, Playstation 4 and a Porno?
75	75 Vote	China Lowers Speed of Light? 1	1
82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
58	58 Vote	Restored After 3,000 Years, Colossal Statue of Amy Winehouse for the Socially Anxious
5	5 Vote	Here's That Obama Has Established an ISIS Sex Slave

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