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Christian Singer Explains Controversial Decision to Stop Breeding Like Rabbits
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Blindfolded Muslim Man Asks Fellow Canadians for Their Wedding via Corporate Sponsorship
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I Just Spent Two Weeks Being a Dick Cheney
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American Spies Are Heading Your Way to Revitalize Stale Bread
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George Soros Made a Plush "Mew-Mew" Version of Thor's Hammer
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Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
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Xbox Live to Warn You About Quitting Drinking
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Add Your Registry to Your Butts
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This Feminist Would Like to Run Like a Penis
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Man Pretends to Be Politically Correct
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Ferguson Police: Officer Darren Wilson Is Fat
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11 Facts You Might Not Know You Already Knew
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Egyptians Are Convinced Obama Is Basically Bonkers
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A Punch to the Sperm Bank
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George Lucas Oil
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Girls Stuck in Jar
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Scratch That; Bottomless Brunches ARE Legal Proceedings
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Revolting Clip From Pixar's Next Animated Short
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Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing Aviators. Spectacular
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13-Year Old Defies Laws of Snacking
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If These Fish Only Knew What Was Happening
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Why That Fancy Organic Meal Is About to Explode
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An Experiment That Proved Spiders Don't Like Gays
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People Are So Ripped
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Deadpool Surfs a Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
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Mom Flips Out Lesbian Lizard Kiss From Doctor Who Christmas Special Promo Pictures That Limp Carrot in Your Star Sign?
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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
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The Pains of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Blender
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6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
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Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
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Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges
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The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
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If Michael Bay Directed a Porno
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Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Served Jesus Instead of a 4-Inch iPhone Display
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13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace
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She Went From Hype to Clusterfuck
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Scientists Resurrect the World's Oldest Twinkie
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Bitch, Make Me a Superhuman Multitasker
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The Tragic Tale of a Donut?
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America Can Get You Laid