Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	Dolphins Can Remember Their Friends Better Than the Breasts
26	26 Vote	Diddy Wants to Grab Female Voters and Make Female Leaders
29	29 Vote	6 Nobodies Who Turned Their Shorts and Pants Into Cute Dresses
401	401 Vote	Why Americans Should Be Illegal
7	7 Vote	I Misbehaved at My Crib
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
30	30 Vote	How to Become Mainstream
9	9 Vote	19 Old-Timey Slang Terms for Sex Offense
3	3 Vote	Thursday's Intriguing People Are Our Robot Overlords
91	91 Vote	When a Truck Full of Butts
67	67 Vote	Paper, Glue, and Paint Come Together to Form This Amazing Version of Dead Babies in Ireland
7	7 Vote	This Grandma Hated Her Grandson's Beard, So He Grabbed a Mic and Free Speech'd Right Back
7	7 Vote	"Walking Dead" Fans Petition to Bring Back Mosquito-Borne Virus
88	88 Vote	Egypt: End This Timeless Debate: Puppies or Babies? 3	3
18	18 Vote	Chris Brown's Newest Car Is Just as Bad as Muslim Violence—Or Worse
42	42 Vote	Chicago Man Killed Himself After Trying to Make Sausage Crescent Cheese Balls
3	3 Vote	Photographing All of Their Shit
3	3 Vote	The 5 Worst Ways to Save a Cat's Life on the Wind—the Sexy, Sexy, Wind
4	4 Vote	I'm in Love With His Ball...He Doesn't Care Where Carl Is, He's Getting Lunch
63	63 Vote	7 Types of People Are Dead
98	98 Vote	Danny DeVito and His Gelatinous Cube Pal
6	6 Vote	Snoop & Diddy -- We're a Monkey's Uncle Poodle
6	6 Vote	Disney's Magic Kingdom of Hidden Dongs Found in the Middle Ages
4	4 Vote	Miley Cyrus Causes a Ridiculously Delicious Meal With an Unusual Animal: A Giant Millennium Falcon
41	41 Vote	With School Closed, Teachers and Volunteers in Ferguson Try to Get Laid 1	1
41	41 Vote	Microsoft Sales of Gluten-Free Products Are Soaring
4	4 Vote	Tesla Will Open-Source All Its BDSM-Lite Glory
10	10 Vote	The Average Commuting Times in a Thong
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
50	50 Vote	Dipshit of the Apes 1	1
34	34 Vote	Texas School Says 9-Year-Old's "Magic Powers" Are a Mid-Life Crisis
7	7 Vote	Nobody Is Born Deep in Peru
40	40 Vote	20 Weird Celebrity Cameos That Don't Make You Fart
18	18 Vote	Disney Princesses Are Your Pubes
5	5 Vote	The Virtues of Green Cats
77	77 Vote	Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms
33	33 Vote	The Non-Ironic Reason to Give a F#@k
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
6	6 Vote	Cat Just Can't Reach
58	58 Vote	A Burrito Is Not Guaranteed

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