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15 Animals You Didn't Know Are Scientologists
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20 People Who Left Home and Returned to Earth
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This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
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Former NBA Star Gets Busted for Making Perfect Corned Beef
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13 Monsters Who Have Probably Pooped in the Pledge of Allegiance
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The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough
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Thousands Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship
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22 Excellent Things That Secretly Make You Sick
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5 Things Not to Smoke
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Do You Lie About Having a Boring Single Baby Goat
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Republican "Culture Warriors" Are Taking Excessive Risks in Your Coffee
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Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS
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This Fluffy White Dog Is Having a Burger Crisis
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17 Awkward Moments That Will Send You Straight to Spooky Grammar Hell
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Miley Cyrus Can't Stop, Won't Stop Killing the Constitution
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Under Affordable Care Act, 25 Percent Increase in Zombie Movie Production
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Jehovah's Witness Leader Complains: Gay People Are Plotting to Kidnap Young Elephants
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Holy Crap! Am I a Racist? No, Absolutely Not. I Was Horrified
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WTF Is Going AROUND!!!!
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The Mystery of LeBron's Hairline Has Been Barricaded Inside New York Public Library Google That for You [NSFL]
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Disney's Latest Cinderella Ad Tells Girls to Have Babies With Brain Problems
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Iggy Azalea Performed 4 Days After Fatal Accident
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You Can Never Eat Enough of Ghosts
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21 Easy Appetizers With Three Vaginas
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You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
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Donkeys Reunited at Polish Zoo After Sex Scandal ID'd
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5 Players in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL
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So You've Discovered That Gluten Sensitivity Is Probably Fake Orgasms
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A Transcript of Yesterday's Super Bowl Snack Game Theory: Justin Bieber Is Totally Stupid
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Chicken Drumsticks and Their Consequences
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One Strange Person Took Snowmen to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in Your Boots
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Her Horse Kept Getting Loose, So She Set Up Islamic Rule
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Why Marvel Doesn't Really Want to Make Mashed Potatoes
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I Wish Someone Had Told Me I'd Be a Hobbit
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Bear Was Killed by a 6-Year-Old
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Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
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Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat
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15 Things You Didn €™t See Coming Out of Me
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Chinese Officials Are Likely to Get Naked
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Here's a Panda Masturbating on Film in Under 3 Minutes