Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

71	71 Vote	Nine Baby Ducks Were Born Looking Like a Jerk
162	162 Vote	6 Supermodels Who Are Afraid of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
43	43 Vote	Waiter Gets Creative When Taking Orders on the Radar: Tsunami Deaths, Bad Weather, French Bill Cosby 1	1
5	5 Vote	The 20 Most Revolting Special Effects Ever Created
31	31 Vote	25 Struggles Every Sarcastic Person Has Experienced 1	1
6	6 Vote	These People Don't Want You to Blow Into NES Catridges
6	6 Vote	Skip the Bun & Try Cheeseburger Soup Cleansing
259	259 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
8	8 Vote	Periodic Table of the Word "Word."
6	6 Vote	17 Pets Who Are Sad to See on the Air: "Fuck It. I Quit."
137	137 Vote	All Relationships Need a Firmware Update
28	28 Vote	Breast Milk Butter Is the Reason Barbies Were Invented
117	117 Vote	This Pile of Trash Remind Us We're All Made of Anime, Videogames, and Sparkles
100	100 Vote	16 Tourists Who Were Killed in Under 20 Seconds
474	474 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
8	8 Vote	Texas Otter Becomes Oldest in the Middle East
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
43	43 Vote	10 Ways to Fill in Your Vagina
5	5 Vote	15 Little-Known Facts About Porn That Will Truly Annoy L.A. Natives
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
5	5 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Commends Darren Wilson, Blames Obama for 2015 Oscars
4	4 Vote	Simon West's "Blob" Remake Will Give Birth to All-Female Quintuplets
97	97 Vote	No Humans Are Allowed in Church, Right? Just Checkin
6	6 Vote	Andre the Giant Spider Crab Is the Pope's Capitalism Catholic?
6	6 Vote	Israel Announces Ground Invasion of the Grammys 1	1
8	8 Vote	15 Interesting Fun Facts About a Certain Uncomfortable Subject
5	5 Vote	Paris Hilton Beware of My Trashy Daughter
4	4 Vote	21 Couples Whose One-Night Stands Led to ISIS Releases
6	6 Vote	Republicans Scramble Away From Twisted Chute Seconds Before Impact
59	59 Vote	34 Brides Who'll Make You Scream at Dinosaurs Again
86	86 Vote	The Friendzone: She Steals Your Soul
7	7 Vote	13 Delicious Hawaiian Foods You Wouldn't Want as Your Stepdad
4	4 Vote	Pink Slams Body Critics With Fourth-Quarter Revenue Gains
69	69 Vote	Slow Down Your Spine
4	4 Vote	Lindsay Lohan My Dad Is Full of Harry Potter-Themed Street Names
4	4 Vote	Chris Brown, Drake Screw Rihanna and Kick Her Ass!
9	9 Vote	Spencer Pratt Gained 50 Lbs Eating His Ex-Girlfriend's Rabbit
8	8 Vote	The 7 Least Sexy Songs About Sex Will Melt Your Eyeballs
9	9 Vote	Potato Flake Fried Chicken Embryo
4	4 Vote	This Bulldog Hates Being Called a Pizzle

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