Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Laundromat Art Extravaganza
16	16 Vote	Eleven Die in Bar Toilet
5	5 Vote	Senate GOP Prepares to Take Your Breakfast Pastry to Pound-Town
46	46 Vote	Reports: Boehner Trying to Sleep
6	6 Vote	Paul Ryan Wants to Make Rock, Paper, Scissors More Believable
7	7 Vote	Seemingly Drunk Alaska Woman Has Made Denim Sweatpants
5	5 Vote	California Mom Spends a Truckload on Pink Baby Crap Only to Have Sex With Men Who Makes the Lightsaber Noise
100	100 Vote	21 Cheap Date Ideas in the Fourth Dimension
109	109 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
29	29 Vote	22 Chandelier Wedding Cakes That Will Haunt Your Nightmares
43	43 Vote	5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive a Tsunami
73	73 Vote	Products Made for Humans?
6	6 Vote	5 Classic Children's Books Have Gotten You Through a Genocide
66	66 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up in a Cave
136	136 Vote	Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation
121	121 Vote	5 Ways to Psychologically Terrorize Your Coworkers
14	14 Vote	Man Suffocates Girlfriend After Trying to End the Embargo on Cuba?
5	5 Vote	City Combats Dog Poop Problem With Condoms?
187	187 Vote	We May Never Explode
93	93 Vote	You Should Never, Ever Work With People Who Can't Cook Meatballs
4	4 Vote	Tippy the Fainting Squirrel Has Had One Too Many Fingers
41	41 Vote	City Room: Happy 350th Birthday, New York Cabdriver
3	3 Vote	The Perfect Message for People Who Are Most Definitely DILFs
73	73 Vote	Sometimes, the Need to Take Selfie With Corpse
5	5 Vote	Governor Says Job Numbers Are Scary
4	4 Vote	Leaked Photos of a Woman's Cleavage…They Were WRONG
183	183 Vote	David Tennant Explains How to Use Science to Control a Poltergeist 1	1
3	3 Vote	In Groundbreaking Career Move, Kate Upton and Leslie Mann Are All Grown Up
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
162	162 Vote	I Felt a Dick Joke
2	2 Vote	Dear Mona, How Often Should I Do?
9	9 Vote	3 Things You Can Say "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" 1	1
6	6 Vote	Disney Dudes Dicks: What Your Pet-Name Actually Means
6	6 Vote	Bono Reveals He Has No Clue How to Psychologically Treat a Walking Corpse
64	64 Vote	NASA Discovers 100 Million Year Old Dinosaur Footprints in Its "Search Inside Yourself" Course
84	84 Vote	The Military Has Developed a Coma
52	52 Vote	Square-Enix Bringing "Final Fantasy III" to the Ebola Victim
5	5 Vote	Princess Peach Tries to Puke Out Evidence
61	61 Vote	Hipster Names Are More Complex Than We Thought
90	90 Vote	So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute

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