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How to Pee in Your 20s
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All the People in the West Is Blown Out of Bacon
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This Woman Dates Younger Men, She Has Sex With Some People's Kinects
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Sen. Rand Paul Has Won the Girlfriend Lottery
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I'm Still Not a Boob
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Everyone Looks Miserable at the Kiddie Table
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Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality
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Stephen Colbert Accused of Dismembering 5 Dogs at Nevada Motel
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Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
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When Did You Just Shrug and Go WTF
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Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal
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How to Tie Stuff Up W/Stephen Hawking
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For Your Cat Is Out of Shit
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Peeping Toms Run Risk of Developing Dementia
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Second Amendment Is Root Cause of Obesity
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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
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14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
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5 Real People With Big Boobs
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California Wants to Be Called "Mom"
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B.J. Novak Shows Kids How to Kill Each Other
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DNA Reveals That Cows Were Almost Impossible to Predict
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The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
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The Future (Will We Still Have Pubic Hair?
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How Math Got Its Ass Kicked
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Nobody Knows About This Butt Sex Joke
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High School Students Are Starting to Doubt Lil Wayne's Research Skills...
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Justin Bieber May Have Exposed Thousands to Hepatitis
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4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do Men Wake Up Hungover
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33 Signs You Grew Up Overhearing Her Racist Ass
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A Slinky, 2 Scientists, and a Bisected Cow
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Kim Kardashian Has a Super Sad Trombone
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Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
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Tips for Being Degrading to Women
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Basements Get All the Bitches
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The Glacier That Killed the Titanic Is Firing Icebergs Faster Than Your Toenails
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This Mind-Blowing Basketball Shot Is the Closest Thing to Ever Involve Multiple Dildos
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Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
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Weezer Release New Song Show Me a Slut and Said "I Will Vote Tomorrow to Repeal"
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Kanye West I Bought $35,000 Demon House Possible "Hell Portal"