Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
4	4 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Common Sex Positions
78	78 Vote	The Internet Implodes
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
2	2 Vote	Today in 1 Minute
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
2	2 Vote	Sickening Incompetence: The Little Mermaid. NO
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
170	170 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
152	152 Vote	Consider This Nasty Fact Before Digging Into Your Mortal Soul
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
1	1 Vote	2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Prison, 600 Lashes for Insulting Islam
1	1 Vote	The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Moments in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
1	1 Vote	Baboons Successfully Trained to Kill: Two Marine Officers on London's Front Lines
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
1	1 Vote	This Dad Taking Selfies With His Head OFF!
1	1 Vote	Is There Anyone in the World
63	63 Vote	Brad Pitt's Identical Body Double Didn't Even Exist
24	24 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vulva
1	1 Vote	Maybe Go Ahead and Stop Doing That