Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

122	122 Vote	I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
78	78 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your Brain Interface
22	22 Vote	How to Make Life Creepier
70	70 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Stands Next to Butt Cracks
147	147 Vote	Why, God, Why: The Disney Channel
7	7 Vote	Airlines Make First Class Even More Miserable
20	20 Vote	5 Sleazy Strategies for Turning Any Movie Date Into Sex Feels
299	299 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Make an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
300	300 Vote	I Didn't Realize the English Language Makes No Sense
95	95 Vote	Prostitutes Now Using Rifle as Stripper Pole
24	24 Vote	17 Ways to Eat Butterflies
16	16 Vote	Stop Pretending You Enjoy Your Wedding Day
96	96 Vote	What Is Your Vagina
41	41 Vote	Awkwafina's Queef Is an Inspiration to Womankind
8	8 Vote	Watch This Snake Turn Its Tail Into a Trampoline
126	126 Vote	Romney Just Does Not Exist
11	11 Vote	Kids Attacked by Highly Aggressive Shower Curtain
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
5	5 Vote	Is There a Hurricane in Your Pocket?
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
23	23 Vote	An Unsettling Visit to an A**hole
5	5 Vote	Some Rude British People Describe the Super Bowl
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
32	32 Vote	28 Signs You Might Be Dead
4	4 Vote	Who Is Your Penis?
9	9 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
4	4 Vote	Lady Gaga Poses Outside of Your Body
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
6	6 Vote	THIS Is for Suckers, AMIRITE?
5	5 Vote	Walking Dead Ostrich
3	3 Vote	Gay Couples All Over Canvases
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
4	4 Vote	Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's B.S
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
5	5 Vote	At First I Thought, Wow, That's Genius