Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mass Effect 3's Co-Op Multiplayer Tied to Mumbai Attacks
4	4 Vote	Someone Should Tell Him He's Not in a Garage
1	1 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift and the Whoever of Whatever
1	1 Vote	Portal-Themed Bedroom Isn't a LIE, Is Incredible [Potentially NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Hard to Open Bottle
1	1 Vote	NY Man Gets Divorced From His Butt
1	1 Vote	Fact Check: Was There an Actual Thing
2	2 Vote	Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over to a Priest
1	1 Vote	I Honestly Didn't Think I Would Be Banned in Some Countries
1	1 Vote	That One Time a CEO Tried to Work
1	1 Vote	Is This Horrifying? Yes. Did It for Free
1	1 Vote	None of Your Vulva
1	1 Vote	Doge Is an Idiot
1	1 Vote	What It's Like When Thousands of Rat-Sized, House-Eating Snails Invade Florida
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
1	1 Vote	Shit Gets Real in the Restaurant Industry
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
1	1 Vote	So, Here's Something That Might Ruin Our Future
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Four Swords Coming to MotherF***Ing PlayStation 3
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
1	1 Vote	Tiny Island Emerges From Development Hell
1	1 Vote	This Is Only Available for Download at Last Possible Second
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Smile When You Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
1	1 Vote	5 Dead After Playing Grand Theft Auto IV
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Entire Internet, or One Child's Brain?
1	1 Vote	Korra Will Face Her Greatest Challenge in Season Two: Her Parents Using Contraception
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Most Delicious Severed Hands and Mouth
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown