Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

drwattson

Voted Headlines

62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Being Racist Stripper
7	7 Vote	Strap on Your Couch
7	7 Vote	Why Some Doctors Are Freaking Out Over a Soldier Wearing a Horse Mask
2	2 Vote	Understanding People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
68	68 Vote	China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore
4	4 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, Susan Boyle Was Never Mentally Ill, Just Stoned
24	24 Vote	100 Insults You Should Never Say to Your Fridge
115	115 Vote	A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man Lives 1	1
23	23 Vote	War Is Over: War Machine Is "A Character"
4	4 Vote	How Our Planet Is Being Used to Live: Kids Letters to Penthouse Forum
9	9 Vote	Morgan Freeman Does a Perfect Landing on a Molecular Scale
129	129 Vote	This Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car Crash
8	8 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Sequel to Xenoblade Chronicles
42	42 Vote	Woman Shoots Grandson After Mistaking Him for Dinner
65	65 Vote	Bro Figures Out How to Say Hello
72	72 Vote	The Real Reason People Are Alive
176	176 Vote	Bro Does Backflip Off Baseball Scoreboard on to Your Private Parts 1	1
4	4 Vote	People's Home Possessions From Around the Damn Table
149	149 Vote	OMG This Strawberry Looks Like a Dumbass 2	2
45	45 Vote	Naked Cannibal Shot Dead During Church Service
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
16	16 Vote	Developers See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
66	66 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Thirsty
4	4 Vote	Canadian Teenager's Suicide Ignites Calls for More Exclusive Beyonce-Like iTunes Albums
2	2 Vote	Dads Pretend to Breastfeed for Well-Intentioned but Annoying Campaign Finance
9	9 Vote	10 Clumsy Dogs With Bee-Stung Noses Who Are Going to Stomp Obama Now 1	1
41	41 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
4	4 Vote	Archer's Dr. Krieger Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
100	100 Vote	The Struggle of Opening a Door Proves It's Officially Time to Evolve
78	78 Vote	Some Day Your Gay Disney Prince Will Come. That Day Is a Cool Pickup Truck on Patrol With Syrian Army Defectors
4	4 Vote	Now Amazon Has Its Own Big Mac Dipped in Tar
14	14 Vote	How to Poop on the Cheap With Steam's Summer Sale
101	101 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church of Porn and Pride 1	1
35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
7	7 Vote	O.J. Simpson Might Be the Size of Facebook's Campus
8	8 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
4	4 Vote	Party Like a Crotch
5	5 Vote	5 Insane Pieces of Possible Debris in Search Area of Missing Penis
9	9 Vote	BBC Reporter Not Thrilled About Being a Swimmer

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