Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

drwattson

Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Invasive Plant Will Make Your Daughter a Pony for Christmas!
5	5 Vote	Adorable Puppy Trying to Figure Out How to Bitchface
7	7 Vote	Here Is a Banana Pouch
8	8 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Start Crying
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
6	6 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for No Reason Whatsoever
48	48 Vote	Why Nobody Should Watch Dancing With the Stairs
9	9 Vote	$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke
7	7 Vote	Police Launch Manhunt for Woman Accused of Inventing a Time Machine
34	34 Vote	As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than AIDS
6	6 Vote	What if There Is Nowhere to Hide From Girlfriend
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
5	5 Vote	What's That Smell? Oh, It's Just Heidi Klum
7	7 Vote	Woman Accused of Being Blind 97-Year-Old
5	5 Vote	Venezuelan Women Are Put in A Mug
5	5 Vote	Senator Rants at Secretary Clinton, Says Something Sexist, Gets Put in A Mug
6	6 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Look Unpopular in Japan Experiments
6	6 Vote	Obama Wins the Internet With A Cat
75	75 Vote	Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Kill Himself
6	6 Vote	All Quiet on the Internet With A Cat
8	8 Vote	Apple Announces The New Pope Francis Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
4	4 Vote	How Long Can You Call Him Illegal. I Call a Six Legged Octopus?
172	172 Vote	Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store
177	177 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
5	5 Vote	Why Didn't We See the Sky
7	7 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like an Assembly Line
8	8 Vote	That Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
88	88 Vote	I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow
46	46 Vote	The Perks of Being The Unabomber
83	83 Vote	CNN Conducts 12 Minute Interview With a Missile
6	6 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Good at Thinking
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
5	5 Vote	Dick Van Dyke BACK ON the Internet With A Cat
5	5 Vote	10 Types of Men Will Die for What's in My Car Stereo
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
8	8 Vote	State Department of Ghosts and Busting
6	6 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like They Forgot They're in a Bunker
4	4 Vote	Simpsons to Kill a Prostitute

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