Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

drwattson

Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts for Three Years
9	9 Vote	Let's Have a Small Goat?
5	5 Vote	Astronomers Discover the Most Obvious Question Ever and It Tastes Like a Bag of Dog Turds on a Diet? Yes, You Speak Arabic. I Promise
80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
3	3 Vote	Digital Dementia: Your Smart Phone Is Giving Me Nightmares About a Gay Male Vampire Slayer
4	4 Vote	This Man Has Been Cancelled
4	4 Vote	Japanese to Buy Drugs
6	6 Vote	I Can't Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut
2	2 Vote	They Get Even, the Space People of Your Friends List
69	69 Vote	Children Battle Over National security
10	10 Vote	Don't Ever Take a Shower
5	5 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Takes on Extremely Tough Role in New "Duck Dynasty"
4	4 Vote	Life's Tough, Get a Nose Job?
8	8 Vote	8 Ways to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
7	7 Vote	Look at That Meat Loaf
6	6 Vote	Obama Engages the Young and Asian
406	406 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
6	6 Vote	It's a Small Package
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
65	65 Vote	Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Mistake
213	213 Vote	Disney Wants to Receive Death Penalty
3	3 Vote	EA Honestly Believes SimCity Has Been Cancelled
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
5	5 Vote	Your BFF Is Giving You Brain Damage
8	8 Vote	Ending Violence in the Balls
36	36 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4
9	9 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Basket of Goddamn Sunshine
5	5 Vote	Putting the "F" Back in Darfur
84	84 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
4	4 Vote	Romney Adviser Says No to DLC, Again
6	6 Vote	Strollers Make Babies Fat and Lazy
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
4	4 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You See a Frog Mowing the Lawn of the DNC
4	4 Vote	These Giant Robots Look Like Miley Cyrus
2	2 Vote	EA Honestly Believes SimCity Has Been Executed
8	8 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Bothered to Read a Magic Beard
4	4 Vote	Marty McFly & Doc Brown Back to the Moon!
5	5 Vote	How to Make a Big MISTAKE
276	276 Vote	It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
6	6 Vote	Oh, Where Have You Gone, Mr. Roosevelt? Our Nation Turns Its Angry Eyes to You Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket

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