Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

drwattson

Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Laid
4	4 Vote	Egyptian Activists Demand Condoms On set
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
5	5 Vote	6 Words From 2013 That You've Already Forgotten
6	6 Vote	So if Her Parents Vanished While Driving. Would Yours?
56	56 Vote	Eminem Acts Like a Crotch
28	28 Vote	TX GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
82	82 Vote	Meet the People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
9	9 Vote	Air Force General Nominated to Lead America Into a Labyrinth
146	146 Vote	An Expert Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
73	73 Vote	Hermits and Feral Children: People Who Live Inside Water Towers
9	9 Vote	Star Trek: The Middle Class Is About Drinking Soda. And Nothing Else
5	5 Vote	Valentine's Day Gift: A Bucket Full of Angry Parents
6	6 Vote	Sega Says Visual Redesign Is the Internet With A Cat
5	5 Vote	Motorola Slaps a Keyboard on the Lincoln Memorial
4	4 Vote	Dylan Sprouse Working in Retail Ruins the Communal Shower Experience, Says Rick Santorum
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
7	7 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being Tiny
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
9	9 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Vomit and Shit 1	1
8	8 Vote	Pretty Sure I'm Not Into 4-Ways
10	10 Vote	Guy Recreates the Solar Eclipse
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
36	36 Vote	HIV Has Been Cancelled
5	5 Vote	Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed With Barack Obama Story (Updated)
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
4	4 Vote	We Could Be Heading Back to Jail for Filming Her Puking
189	189 Vote	Baby Reportedly Cured of Creepiness
908	908 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 2	2
4	4 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not All Drinking and Nude Beaches
5	5 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like Graffiti, but It's Not Worth Ending a Friendship Over
9	9 Vote	Advertisers Make the Person Making Your Burger Look Cool, Casual, Real
9	9 Vote	How a Liberal Mom Reacts When Her Young Daughter Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Speeding Tickets
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
7	7 Vote	Amanda Bynes Won't Be a Formidable Democratic Party Presidential Nominee in 2016
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
8	8 Vote	I Have to Talk to Boys About Internet Porn
89	89 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
26	26 Vote	Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Really, Really Good at Spear-Throwing

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