Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

drwattson

Voted Headlines

29	29 Vote	The Appraisal: Her Throne Defunct, a Princess Fights Eviction From Her Slut-Shamed Adolescence
59	59 Vote	10 White People Out of Legos
5	5 Vote	I'm a Grown Ass Irish Man and I Went to a Bar Near You: Pregnancy Test Vending Machines
5	5 Vote	John Paulson Has a Trouser Snake
2	2 Vote	Vice President Biden Gently Nuzzles Biker Lady's Ear, for Freedom to Prove a Point
7	7 Vote	Oh, Look. It's a UFO
96	96 Vote	The 6 Most Clueless Assholes to Ever Join Forces 2	2
397	397 Vote	Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human? 1	1
9	9 Vote	Racist Stripper Curses Out a Car
139	139 Vote	New York City Has Become a F**kboy.....
88	88 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Arnold Schwarzenegger Almost Didn't Happen
317	317 Vote	Hey Internet, This Amazing Story Is BS
8	8 Vote	A Student Is Suing Her College Because She Failed a Test — but I Have a Banana Flavoured Kitkat
3	3 Vote	Some Believe in America. I'm Not a Squid
2	2 Vote	Dean Norris Has a Trouser Snake
195	195 Vote	One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon
4	4 Vote	The Singing Nun Covered Flashdance to Win a Pair of 38NNN Breasts
162	162 Vote	6 Supermodels Who Are Afraid of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
74	74 Vote	Terrified Dolphin Trapped in the 19th Century Sex Cult!
7	7 Vote	4 Signs You Need to Know Before Buying a New Mom — What if Shakespeare Wrote Star Wars? "Alas, Poor Stormtrooper!"
5	5 Vote	A Onesie for the Lactose Intolerant
132	132 Vote	Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
2	2 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Giving You Man Boobs
2	2 Vote	Prince Wants to Ruin Vegetables Just Like a Bumblebee
51	51 Vote	A Rat Refusing to Pay More Taxes
18	18 Vote	Tom Hanks Wishes He'd Never Made It Out of Me
46	46 Vote	A Face Only a Time-Machine Could Fix
3	3 Vote	Disney Wants to Live Inside Mel
54	54 Vote	Dog Can't Contain Joy After Being Abducted
35	35 Vote	Egyptians Are Convinced Obama Is Basically Bonkers
8	8 Vote	Why the Democrats Keep Popping Up in Neil's Puppet Dreams
6	6 Vote	Japanese Pop Star to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
8	8 Vote	Police Finds Priceless Van Gogh Taken by Nazis Hidden in Windows Command Line
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
80	80 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Inappropriate Sexual Contact" With a Marker
44	44 Vote	When I Saw This, I Put Down a Reporter Who Actually Goes to Hospital for Mistakenly Amputating His Penis
97	97 Vote	15 Things You'll Only Understand if You Use a Wooden Dildo?
2	2 Vote	Massive 15-Million-Year-Old Skull Found on Mars, Scientists Say Farewell
9	9 Vote	Parents Let Jerk Kid Crawl All Over Silicon Valley

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