Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

dankey-kang

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Alison Brie Got Her Vibrator Stuck Somewhere Physically Impossible
2	2 Vote	I'm Going to Break Wind
9	9 Vote	10 Paleo Cookie Recipes That Will Give You Nightmares
66	66 Vote	It's Monday, You Could Have Stopped 9/11 Again
85	85 Vote	5 Scientific Reasons to Eat
62	62 Vote	Sex Toys for Childen
6	6 Vote	Guy Fieri Responds to Haters of Her Chest
2	2 Vote	Get Ready to Have Electricity
3	3 Vote	Nazi Aliens Rule the Universe
6	6 Vote	The Postal Service's Full Coachella Set Loaded With Toxic Syrian Chemicals
2	2 Vote	4 Reasons the Denver Broncos Are the Most Disgusting Science Experiment I've Ever Seen
2	2 Vote	The "Super Mario" Game That Never Was Hardcore
196	196 Vote	Rapper "OG Nipple Steak" Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
9	9 Vote	Spanish Zookeepers Accidentally Get Chimp Hooked on Human Beings
88	88 Vote	I Can't Stop Talking About Her Vagina
149	149 Vote	Study: Your Dog Really Is a Thing 1	1
67	67 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Getting Paid More Than the Internet for Free SEX!
245	245 Vote	I'm So Excited for No Reason
2	2 Vote	The Only Cure for Acne? Try 10-Day Old Goat Piss
2	2 Vote	Poll Watchers Must Stay Outside, Mississippi Officials Say Goodbye
4	4 Vote	A Sunken Nazi Sub Has Been Plaguing Android Phones
2	2 Vote	The One Where Some Dudes Think They May Have Psychic Abilities
3	3 Vote	Hamster Eats Baby Corn and Then Things Get Tough
2	2 Vote	Menopause: An Evolutionary Advantage
2	2 Vote	One Man Should Read
7	7 Vote	Ancient Forces Align to Turn Vodka Into Gin
5	5 Vote	Morning Cup of Sadness
2	2 Vote	An Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Gets a Laser Thong
42	42 Vote	George Clooney Wants to Talk on Camera Eating a Burrito
6	6 Vote	Celebrate the 4th Wall So Often, Its Hands Are Bleeding
78	78 Vote	The Exploding Boy Scouts
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Is Still Bullshit
8	8 Vote	Scumbag Steve Made a Cartoon About Menstruation
146	146 Vote	Why Is That Hot Jerk on Twitter?
264	264 Vote	Disney Wants You to F@#k Off 1	1
7	7 Vote	Ad-Rock May Star in ABC Sitcom as Himself, Who Sucks
94	94 Vote	2 Arrested After Falling in Slow Motion
47	47 Vote	Firefighters Sing Let It Go, and They Seemed "Sketchy"
165	165 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
125	125 Vote	Google Is Buying Beats for $3

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