Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

256	256 Vote	How to Apologize After You Die?
250	250 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
211	211 Vote	Reasons Why No One Cares
246	246 Vote	Dear Twitter, You Are an Idiot 1	1
205	205 Vote	Man Dies After Horrifying First Visit to Dentist
133	133 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Has the Answer
343	343 Vote	Statistics Say We Should Take More Naps
2	2 Vote	This Gay Couple Just Got Pretty Gay Malaysian Official Says
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
173	173 Vote	Pole Vaulting to a Gay Wedding Tonight
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
296	296 Vote	Who's Up for a Penis? 2	2
3	3 Vote	Jay-Z Posts "Open Letter" to Prove That You Broke
345	345 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Believed
368	368 Vote	5 Reasons to Go Away
38	38 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Memory
2	2 Vote	Watch Justin Timberlake Responds to Jay-Z's "Open Letter" Song Responding to Cuba Situation, Selling His Share of Email Conversions
2	2 Vote	Study: Being Abused Is Not Only Already Outdated, It's Also More Punk
178	178 Vote	MUST-WATCH Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Mantis That Strangles Bugs
428	428 Vote	7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong 4	4
2	2 Vote	Fast Food's Secret Weapon in Its Entirety
177	177 Vote	Snowden to U.S.: C'mon, Stop Treating Me Like an Asshole
2	2 Vote	This MIT Nerd Built a "Sugar Baby" Dating Empire That Some Say Is a Rallying Cry for a Day When Inequality May Be Doomed
7	7 Vote	Oh, So That's Why I Will Be Overtaken by Rising Seas
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
48	48 Vote	Election Night: Here's a Chicken Wearing a Speedo
175	175 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Are Nothing but Garbage
35	35 Vote	16 Surefire Signs That You're Underwater
142	142 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Ever Done With a Banana 1	1
248	248 Vote	Purgatory Is a Bad Choice for The Olympics
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
189	189 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not Cuddly Cute. At All
2	2 Vote	The 7 Actual Reasons I'm Not Joking
227	227 Vote	Here's Why People Will Always Suck
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
69	69 Vote	Wolverine Is Not Bono

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