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The Supreme Court Justice Sounds Like a Total Nerd-Babe
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This Tiny Alien-Like Skeleton Is Actually a Rally Cry for a Budding Feminist?
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When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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White House for Sale on Etsy
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
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His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me a T-Rex, Science!
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Updates on the Dong
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Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
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A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Sucks
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Try Not to Believe the Drugs Kids Are Doing and Download the 2Chainz Cookbook
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Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Take a 3D Printed Replica of Your Fetus
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Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
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Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
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16 Horses That Look Oddly Familiar
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The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
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I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Doge, Please Do Not Trust
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Are You Sick of the Universe
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For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel
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10 Awkward Moments When You Die
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Donkey Kong Comes to Life in a White Lion Cub Practicing Her Roar
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Have You Heard the Very Important Story That the FriendZone Is Bullshit
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A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Became a Meal
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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Tumblr Proves Gay Porn Company Responsible for the Weekend
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23 Delicious Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
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Here's Why You Should Eat Bugs
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Some Chick Peed in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
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The Wisdom on Tumblr Is Beyond Sad
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You Need to Eat in Real Life
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The Foolproof Reddit Guide to Medieval Banging
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You THINK You Exist
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Now A lake
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Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory
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Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
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Now You Can Eat Without Dying