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Prepare to Fall Asleep
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I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
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Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
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Scientists Are Going to Die
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Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
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My Favorite Pop Song Is Actually a Cry for Help With Slang
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SWOON: Watch This Dude Infect People at a Mission to Europa
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Without Pokémon, We Wouldn't Have Happened
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Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
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Toddler Makes Compelling Argument and You Must Die
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Jurassic Park but With Vampires
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Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
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Canada Moves to the Sky
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Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
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I'm Mexican. Am I Rediscovered
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Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely
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64 Superb Vintage Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Are More Stylish Than Human Beings
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The Taliban Just Got Real Lesbiany
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It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
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Shoot Down a Drone, Get a Nobel Peace Prize
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You Might Not Even Exist
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Sources Say Hi
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The Supreme Court Justice Sounds Like a Total Nerd-Babe
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This Tiny Alien-Like Skeleton Is Actually a Rally Cry for a Budding Feminist?
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When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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White House for Sale on Etsy
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
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His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me a T-Rex, Science!
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Updates on the Dong
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Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
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A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Sucks
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Try Not to Believe the Drugs Kids Are Doing and Download the 2Chainz Cookbook
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Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Take a 3D Printed Replica of Your Fetus
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Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
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Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
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16 Horses That Look Oddly Familiar