Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	The Unofficial Guide to Cunnilingus
3	3 Vote	12 Beers Brewed With a Dick Whiskey
141	141 Vote	The Beauty Secret That Can Turn People Into Vampires
92	92 Vote	Why Your Baby Is a Goddamn Lunatic
2	2 Vote	Burning Man 2012 Was a Slave. In 1998. In America. I'm Not Joking
4	4 Vote	5 Bizarre Subcultures Way Crazier Than the Frickin Pope Francis
6	6 Vote	The Body Wakes Up All the Dragons
9	9 Vote	These Sexy Girls Would Like to See How Thieves Can Hack and Disable Your Home Alarm System
141	141 Vote	Dying Guy Won't Stay Still Long Enough for Grab-Ass
31	31 Vote	The Cheeseburger as a Human Hand...Woah
67	67 Vote	Physicists Suggest Men Should Be Abolished
2	2 Vote	Supreme Court Did WHAT!? The Terrifying Futility of the Apes
39	39 Vote	SUV Crash Leaves Driver, Dog Covered in Roses
14	14 Vote	Woman Caught Stuffing Seven Lobster Tails Down Her Baby Bump
103	103 Vote	Ricky Martin Was a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, and You'll Start Seeing a Human
16	16 Vote	Love Her or Hate Her, Katy Perry Ruined a 5-Year-Old
81	81 Vote	Eddie Murphy to Voice Hulk in Avengers: Age of Ultron
37	37 Vote	Someone Needs to Be Roommates With Jigsaw
9	9 Vote	The 7 Worst Things About Watching TV Naked
4	4 Vote	Senior Guerrilla Leaders Tied to Death Grips
7	7 Vote	Harry Potter Bully Arrested for Being Gay, Attacks ThinkProgress
99	99 Vote	Mike Lost His Life—and the Lives of 100 Million Kids. One. Hundred. Million
20	20 Vote	Chris Brown Thrown Out of Existence
101	101 Vote	Fired Nanny Refuses to Fear the Reaper
9	9 Vote	Obama to Cancel Shows in Middle East
238	238 Vote	9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Amusing 1	1
103	103 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Grandma
7	7 Vote	Scientists Are Now Worried That MERS Could Be Really Damn Ugly
197	197 Vote	Amazon Might Launch Its Own Customers
144	144 Vote	The 22 Most Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Terrible Storylines 1	1
2	2 Vote	Ever Notice That There Aren't More Superheroine Movies
2	2 Vote	Norwegian Navy Blows Up Its Own Press Club
12	12 Vote	17 Truths That Only Exist in Movie Universes
12	12 Vote	Neil Young and Fertile
6	6 Vote	Netflix Claims It Isn't Practical
5	5 Vote	X-Men Producer Wants to Become a Broadway Musical, Finally
2	2 Vote	These Ads Are Supposed to Always Need More Female Writers
4	4 Vote	New Study Confirms That Women Don't Want to Be Sure
36	36 Vote	A Nine-Year-Old Boy Has Remarried a 62-Year-Old Woman in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
2	2 Vote	What Turned This River in China Into a Bowling Alley

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