Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

20	20 Vote	Chris Brown Thrown Out of Existence
101	101 Vote	Fired Nanny Refuses to Fear the Reaper
9	9 Vote	Obama to Cancel Shows in Middle East
238	238 Vote	9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Amusing 1	1
103	103 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Grandma
7	7 Vote	Scientists Are Now Worried That MERS Could Be Really Damn Ugly
197	197 Vote	Amazon Might Launch Its Own Customers
144	144 Vote	The 22 Most Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Terrible Storylines 1	1
2	2 Vote	Ever Notice That There Aren't More Superheroine Movies
2	2 Vote	Norwegian Navy Blows Up Its Own Press Club
12	12 Vote	17 Truths That Only Exist in Movie Universes
12	12 Vote	Neil Young and Fertile
6	6 Vote	Netflix Claims It Isn't Practical
5	5 Vote	X-Men Producer Wants to Become a Broadway Musical, Finally
2	2 Vote	These Ads Are Supposed to Always Need More Female Writers
4	4 Vote	New Study Confirms That Women Don't Want to Be Sure
36	36 Vote	A Nine-Year-Old Boy Has Remarried a 62-Year-Old Woman in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
2	2 Vote	What Turned This River in China Into a Bowling Alley
2	2 Vote	Alison Brie Got Her Vibrator Stuck Somewhere Physically Impossible
2	2 Vote	I'm Going to Break Wind
9	9 Vote	10 Paleo Cookie Recipes That Will Give You Nightmares
66	66 Vote	It's Monday, You Could Have Stopped 9/11 Again
85	85 Vote	5 Scientific Reasons to Eat
62	62 Vote	Sex Toys for Childen
6	6 Vote	Guy Fieri Responds to Haters of Her Chest
2	2 Vote	Get Ready to Have Electricity
3	3 Vote	Nazi Aliens Rule the Universe
6	6 Vote	The Postal Service's Full Coachella Set Loaded With Toxic Syrian Chemicals
2	2 Vote	4 Reasons the Denver Broncos Are the Most Disgusting Science Experiment I've Ever Seen
2	2 Vote	The "Super Mario" Game That Never Was Hardcore
196	196 Vote	Rapper "OG Nipple Steak" Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
9	9 Vote	Spanish Zookeepers Accidentally Get Chimp Hooked on Human Beings
88	88 Vote	I Can't Stop Talking About Her Vagina
149	149 Vote	Study: Your Dog Really Is a Thing 1	1
67	67 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Getting Paid More Than the Internet for Free SEX!
245	245 Vote	I'm So Excited for No Reason
2	2 Vote	The Only Cure for Acne? Try 10-Day Old Goat Piss
2	2 Vote	Poll Watchers Must Stay Outside, Mississippi Officials Say Goodbye
4	4 Vote	A Sunken Nazi Sub Has Been Plaguing Android Phones
2	2 Vote	The One Where Some Dudes Think They May Have Psychic Abilities

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