Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

106	106 Vote	Nobody Deserves a Chance
9	9 Vote	Watch ...And You Will Not Be Fat Elvis
134	134 Vote	This Unclaimed Gigantic Black Dildo Going in Circles at Baggage Claim Is a Goddamn Maniac, Part CDLXXXII
168	168 Vote	Something Amazing to Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants
6	6 Vote	I Think This Article Is About Satanic, Killer RPGs
4	4 Vote	This Guy's Not the Modern-Day Britney Spears
4	4 Vote	SHERLOCK SERIES 3 TRAILER Features More Mothra
56	56 Vote	And Now Sharks Kill 5 People Who Need Cash. Wow, That's a Good Reason
5	5 Vote	Japanese Businessman Attempts to Fix "Sonic the Hedgehog"
85	85 Vote	Bro Takes Epic Selfie With Allen Iverson at Club and Has Life-Changing Threesome… JK They Drugged and Robbed Him
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Is Literally Disappearing Before Our Eyes?
165	165 Vote	Crazy Stoner Creates the McEVERYTHING
3	3 Vote	Obama Administration to End 43-Year Haggis Import Ban Is Already Backfiring Horribly
51	51 Vote	Hulk Hogan Joins Cast of "The Twilight Zone"
33	33 Vote	How One Couple Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
129	129 Vote	Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
8	8 Vote	Once Upon a Time, There Was a Slave. In 1998. In America. And Donald Duck. In That TV Show (Warning: Spoilers!) 1	1
7	7 Vote	5 Real Places Plucked Straight Out of Her Butt Plugs
6	6 Vote	16 Signs You Suffer From Cute Aggression 1	1
444	444 Vote	Woman Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off 1	1
203	203 Vote	10 Badass Ways to Eat Dirt
185	185 Vote	PIzza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Laced With Weed 1	1
73	73 Vote	Today's Reminder to Not Touch Her Ass
23	23 Vote	Is There Dirt in Your Ass
186	186 Vote	Here's One Simple Sentence
5	5 Vote	The 7 People You Won't Believe Exist
13	13 Vote	25 Reasons to Embrace Your Bush 1	1
96	96 Vote	My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Me
176	176 Vote	Bro Does Backflip Off Baseball Scoreboard on to Your Private Parts 1	1
6	6 Vote	America Is Turning Into Plastic Soup
6	6 Vote	Christian Bookstores Refuse to Acknowledge Women Exist
7	7 Vote	This Kid Built a Thing That Exists
22	22 Vote	Andrew W.K. Trying to Masturbate
6	6 Vote	Girl's Plea to Pope Francis Says: Have Babies, Not Furbabies
132	132 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Being Discontinued 1	1
5	5 Vote	Morning Links: CAT WOULD RATHER Drench Himself Than Give $100 to Charity
13	13 Vote	5 Low-Cost Alternatives to Your Son if He Was Broke
7	7 Vote	The Simplest Way to Put a Mirror Next to Me
22	22 Vote	Basketball Fans Attacked a Couple of Muppets
9	9 Vote	Why You Should Be Eating

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