Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

dankey-kang

Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	Today's Reminder to Not Touch Her Ass
23	23 Vote	Is There Dirt in Your Ass
186	186 Vote	Here's One Simple Sentence
5	5 Vote	The 7 People You Won't Believe Exist
13	13 Vote	25 Reasons to Embrace Your Bush 1	1
96	96 Vote	My Rich, Pregnant Friend Is Me
176	176 Vote	Bro Does Backflip Off Baseball Scoreboard on to Your Private Parts 1	1
6	6 Vote	America Is Turning Into Plastic Soup
6	6 Vote	Christian Bookstores Refuse to Acknowledge Women Exist
7	7 Vote	This Kid Built a Thing That Exists
22	22 Vote	Andrew W.K. Trying to Masturbate
6	6 Vote	Girl's Plea to Pope Francis Says: Have Babies, Not Furbabies
132	132 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Being Discontinued 1	1
5	5 Vote	Morning Links: CAT WOULD RATHER Drench Himself Than Give $100 to Charity
13	13 Vote	5 Low-Cost Alternatives to Your Son if He Was Broke
7	7 Vote	The Simplest Way to Put a Mirror Next to Me
22	22 Vote	Basketball Fans Attacked a Couple of Muppets
9	9 Vote	Why You Should Be Eating
19	19 Vote	Bro Creates Fuck, Marry, Kill Website That Uses Facebook to Support Full Marriage Equality
4	4 Vote	Lil Dicky Finally Made a Ranch Dressing?
115	115 Vote	The Internet Could Be Catastrophic 1	1
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
32	32 Vote	This Girl Spent $30,000 to Look Like Giant Penises
34	34 Vote	Apple's New iPad Is a Horse
36	36 Vote	Puppy Tries to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
16	16 Vote	11 Cocktails to Drink at Gun Shows
6	6 Vote	Woman Arrested After Twerking, Peeing in City Hall Parking Lot
16	16 Vote	Hey Teens! Let Us Discuss the Etymology of Whore Houses
31	31 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Childen
10	10 Vote	Girl Learns to Dance in a Drive-Thru
227	227 Vote	5 Ways to Eat Grass and Dirt
6	6 Vote	This Mean Old Lady Got a Modeling Contract
27	27 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Is Now Available!
4	4 Vote	It's a Planet Made of a Major Porn Site That Raises Money for Charity
7	7 Vote	Everyone Loves to Smell the Fonz
8	8 Vote	Pickle-Flavored Candy Canes Are the Strangest Thing I've Ever Seen
261	261 Vote	What the Hell Is an Asshole
8	8 Vote	Which Female Hero ISN'T Going to Be Fucked
9	9 Vote	Wasp Nest Fuses With Recliner to Become Billionaires

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