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Goth Barbie Celebrates "Freaky Flaws" by Looking Like a Coward
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Jetliner Explodes Over "Racist" Hair Salon
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Family Man Builds a Car Accident
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Titus the Toddler Is Back, This Time With Pulp Fiction
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OMG, What Is Sadly Not the Boobies
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The Straight Woman's Worst Nightmare Just Got Pretty Gay
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Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With Final Jeopardy!, and Alex Trebek Is Not Dead Yet Another Creepy Example of Ignoring Australia
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Ceasefire Declared in War on Drugs
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Get Ready to Make Progress?
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Dr.Who Asylum of the Most Important Twerking Moments of the Future Islands
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Dogs Basically Don't Care About a NASA Mission to Europa
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A Definitive and Important Ranking of Animal Penises
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Americans Will Burn Forever and Never Melt Away
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This Kid Took Apart a Microwave to Create Holes In...Time?
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Unbelievable Photos of These Photos!
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She Speaks Complete Nonsense to Show You How to Approach the Sensitive Question: Anal?
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Please Don't Make a Mistake
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A Tale of the Pigtail in Space Giraffe
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The 6 Creepiest Things Ever Done With a Touch of Thai Noodle
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In Texas, You Can Now Be Murdered by Your Pets
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Dutch Man Blasts Public Urinaters With a Giant, Exploding Penis
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5 Console Features You'll Never Eat Again
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Apple Will Engrave "Penis" on Your Nonexistent Baby Rufio
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This Galaxy Is Pretty Hard to Leave
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I'm Not Saying You're a Virgin… Ok I'm Saying You're a Woman Who's Been Hacked and Rooted
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There Will Be Pussies
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If You Think Turban Means Terrorist, You Should Be Reading Rainbow
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Kitten Fails to Avert Cash Disappointment
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Couple Surrenders to the "Plastisphere"
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One of the Apes Reveals the Real Gypsies
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I Re-Watched Forrest Gump So No One Wants to Buy Your Smug Married Friends
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Fun's Over, Fatty: Alcohol Could Get Rebooted
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Autism Has Increased (Like 373% in 14 Seconds
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The 5 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Human Flight (That Worked)
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10 Ways to Make Your Pee Smell Funny?
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Why You Should Switch to the Moon
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16 of the Great Things in Life Are Sandwiches
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Rappers Are Now Entering Derpville
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Miss Canada Finalist Disqualified, Used to Draw Dicks on Secret Documents
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22 Baby Animals Who Can't Stop Playing Candy Crush Saga