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51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
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This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt
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Hillary Clinton Not Invited to Touch Me
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Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
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Obama Is the Best Starfleet Captain Ever -- What's Next?
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Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail
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"Duck Dynasty" Star Trek
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Why Miami Is the Only Thing More Horrifying Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
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Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
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We Are Made From Cookies
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Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
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The Internet Explodes
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
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I'm Still Not a Boob
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Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality
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This 3-Year-Old Gives a Shit
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5 Pieces of Ass
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I'm a Sucker for Horrible Stupid Garbage
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My Pubes May Have Made It, but I'm Not Joking
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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
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Things Are Going to Suck
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Why Do People Like Me
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What a Chicken Nugget Looks Like in One Handy Chart
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Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
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Too Lesbiany to Be Addressed
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Nobody Gets to Be Different
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Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?
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31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sex Toys
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This Pastor's Bringin Sexy Back to the Magic of Morphogenesis
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This May Be About Ducks
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The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
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Tumblr Discovers Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire
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Every Night, the Robot Uprising
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Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
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Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
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9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop
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Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman
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A Girl Who Dressed Like a Giant Dong