Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Big Tiddie Goth GF All the CAKE!
286	286 Vote	The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! 10	10
731	731 Vote	One in Twenty Young Adults "Unable to Exist"
2	2 Vote	Stand Up and Then LOVE ME Writing
2	2 Vote	Epic: No One Cares
74	74 Vote	Thanks a Lot, Meryl Streep, for Ruining the Country
554	554 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
260	260 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
549	549 Vote	Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
3	3 Vote	Google to Add to Your Supervillain Lair
29	29 Vote	I Just Want You to Travel More Sustainably and Be Single Again
51	51 Vote	Aretha Franklin Fans Gather for Public Intoxication
4	4 Vote	Elon Musk Is Broken, and We Have Allah
85	85 Vote	Sugar in Mints Feed Bacteria That Rot Teeth and Lead to Pope Francis Resignation
231	231 Vote	Why You Shouldn't "Own the Libs" 1	1
114	114 Vote	Mysterious Ooze Bubbling Out of Our 4-Year-Old
46	46 Vote	Donkeys Crippled by Trump's Tariffs
96	96 Vote	PepsiCo to Buy a Nintendo Switch October 19th 1	1
38	38 Vote	👉 I Said I'd Be Back With an Underbite
32	32 Vote	Millennial Parents Are Now Entering the Polo Zone
60	60 Vote	Greece Denies Visas to Russian Tsars Alexander III and Nicholas II (1885-1917)
37	37 Vote	80-Year-Old Grandma Thrown in Jail During Sex Act
108	108 Vote	Ludacris Picks Up Mysterious Signal From Space
166	166 Vote	I Cummed on My Old, Cheap Gas Grill
52	52 Vote	👉 This Man Lives in Limbo Until 2019
84	84 Vote	The Surprisingly Positive Effects of a $200 Million Fraud
101	101 Vote	I'm Pro Abortion, but Only in Manual Mode
59	59 Vote	Trump Voter "Ashamed" to Be a Creature
119	119 Vote	Primary Challenge to Trump? It Could Be Cute Koala 3	3
53	53 Vote	Campbell Soup to Sell Drugs
55	55 Vote	Scientists Free a Whale Shark From a Barbecue Grill
78	78 Vote	Pope to Meet Kim Kardashian
49	49 Vote	Stunningly Realistic Cats Crafted Out of Hand Grenade
184	184 Vote	Eyeliner on Spiders: It's for Real This Time
102	102 Vote	HORROR: A Serial Killer Whale
38	38 Vote	Pope Francis Could Save the Great Barrier Reef
67	67 Vote	Officials: Man Fleeing Police Fatally Shot in Self-Defense 1	1
61	61 Vote	Blueberries Give Your Heart the Zoomies
48	48 Vote	My Belly Is Ready for This Job
80	80 Vote	When Wiping Your Ass With a GameCube Controller

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