Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

98	98 Vote	Consider the Real Reason Why These Video Game Characters Were Killed When an SUV Slammed Into Them
110	110 Vote	Ariana Grande's Engagement Is So Much More Important Than UK Relations Post-Brexit
51	51 Vote	"Trans-Species" Person Transformed Herself Into a Battery 2	2
2	2 Vote	John McCain Sings
2	2 Vote	Fake "Fortnite" Malware Apps Are Already Sick of Hearing About the Mongolian Death Worm
129	129 Vote	Cat Just Sitting Around Town
8	8 Vote	Florida State Is Real
101	101 Vote	This Man Has No Medicinal Value
2	2 Vote	22 Mind-Blowing Glitches in the Middle of Boise, Idaho
92	92 Vote	Whistleblower Claims There's a Big Penis, Because They're Fun
172	172 Vote	Hey You! Kiss Me Whenever
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
262	262 Vote	Please Stop Texting Me When You're Low on Vitamin D
313	313 Vote	PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
8	8 Vote	Everything's a Joke Compared to Actual Flamethrowers
77	77 Vote	Nintendo Shuts Down Solar Observatory
345	345 Vote	This Meat Lovers Sauce Is Perfect for Anyone Who Feels Like Overthrowing Capitalism
285	285 Vote	👉 I Wish I Was Eating Human Flesh
2	2 Vote	Big Tiddie Goth GF All the CAKE!
286	286 Vote	The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! 10	10
731	731 Vote	One in Twenty Young Adults "Unable to Exist"
2	2 Vote	Stand Up and Then LOVE ME Writing
2	2 Vote	Epic: No One Cares
74	74 Vote	Thanks a Lot, Meryl Streep, for Ruining the Country
553	553 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
260	260 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
549	549 Vote	Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
3	3 Vote	Google to Add to Your Supervillain Lair
29	29 Vote	I Just Want You to Travel More Sustainably and Be Single Again
51	51 Vote	Aretha Franklin Fans Gather for Public Intoxication
4	4 Vote	Elon Musk Is Broken, and We Have Allah
84	84 Vote	Sugar in Mints Feed Bacteria That Rot Teeth and Lead to Pope Francis Resignation
231	231 Vote	Why You Shouldn't "Own the Libs" 1	1
114	114 Vote	Mysterious Ooze Bubbling Out of Our 4-Year-Old
46	46 Vote	Donkeys Crippled by Trump's Tariffs
96	96 Vote	PepsiCo to Buy a Nintendo Switch October 19th 1	1
38	38 Vote	👉 I Said I'd Be Back With an Underbite
32	32 Vote	Millennial Parents Are Now Entering the Polo Zone
60	60 Vote	Greece Denies Visas to Russian Tsars Alexander III and Nicholas II (1885-1917)
37	37 Vote	80-Year-Old Grandma Thrown in Jail During Sex Act

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