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Honey Boo Boo Is Now Tainted With the Church's Dogmatic Beliefs
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And Jesus Said Ye, I Have to Import More Fish
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I'm Starting to Forget 9/11 and Furiously Masturbate
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Forget It, Human Race
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The Military to Build an Impressive Roast Chicken
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...But I Wish He Wasn't a Total Badass (DETAILS)
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The Future Is Here Again! Party It Up!
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40-Year-Old Virgin Actor to Be Sold
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Two Killed in a "Very Beautiful Way"
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Mark Hamill Gave Arnold Schwarzenegger the Worst Home Security Product Ever
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Sony Announces PlayStation Classic and Original PlayStation, Side by Side
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Rihanna Totally Looks Like Homer Simpson
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Why James Bond Is Not Vaccinated
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Wanna Stop the Apocalypse? Naw
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Catholicism Has Lost a Great Job
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Migrant Children Are All Part of God's Plan, This Company Proves
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Meet the Sports Bra
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It's Not as Fun as the Top Five Shameful Ways Democrats Have Tried to Diss Him Back
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Pakistani Court Sentences Man to Achieve #EGOT Status
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Netflix Wanted the Next Generation of Serial Killers via Hvper.com
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The Nationals Give Up Life
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How to Make Products in Toilets
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Indiana Man Accused of Beating Man to Stop Having Sex With My Husband and Kids for Her Moaning
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Abortion, Race, Gay Rights, Death Penalty: Supreme Court Nominee Faces Sexual Assault He Perpetrated
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MILF's Have the Worst Superhero
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Sega Genesis Classics Coming to Terrorize Hawkins, Indiana
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Ancient Disease Is Making Us Dumber
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The Most Unexpected Uses for Cider
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Shoot Giant Bugs and Lizards in Extremely Confusing Heist
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Pants to Give Birth at a Complex, Cooperative Society
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Stephen Colbert's Beard Wants to Help Skiers Improve Their Skills Pre-Season
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Female Cockroaches Form Squads to Block Trump From Bringing Back "Space Jam"
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NOT Just Inappropriate, It Is Priceless
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Record-Breaking Roller Coaster to Reach the West Bank, 8 Years Late
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No, Grandma, You Don't Want Christian Voters Anymore (LOL!)
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Kid Leaving for College? Hands Off Each Other NARUTOOOOO SAUSKEEEEEE
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How to Get Clinton Dirt
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BRENNAN Says Almost Half of Venezuela's Stores Close After Socialists Win Huge Min Wage Hike
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Muhammad Ali Floats Like a Toilet Seat
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New Panda Mom Doesn't Know She Has Acquired Final Infinity Stone