Sheesh, at least wait until the opening credits are over!
Do you want to build a sofa?
Politically correct racists, also known as SJWs.
That's okay, neither can I.
More true than the actual headline.
Me too.
I'm a what now?
I can't think of many places in 1900s Europe that would make for good skate parks...
I'm 11 years old and what is this?
As long as their flagship franchises like Mario, Zelda, and Pokemon continue to go strong...
Like me!
Florida Man is the weirdest superhero ever.
It's a police procedural sitcom!
A new James Bond villain?
The Exorcist: Face/Off Edition.
Fighting the Decepticons 140 characters at a time.
Most of us already know at least 20 of them.
ALL I WANTED WAS A HAPPY MEAL!
With their propoganda, obviously.
Sounds like Kermit and Miss Piggy aren't getting along so well.
"You killed me, you morons."
The lesser known cousin to Puss In Boots.
I didn't know the Greeks even had planes.
The Rolling Stones album?
Sounds like a Weekly World News headline.
I can believe this. I thought the number would've been much higher, though.
I never imagined the world's first time machine would be water-powered.
Deadpool becomes a babysitter...oh boy.
What are you gonna do about it, Fox News?
I'm pretty sure there were less fucked-up ways to find floral catalogs.
Best insult ever.
E.T. WRITE HEADLINE!
That takes a lot of balls to pull off.
The other 75% being totally insane.
Fascists won't let me do whatever I want!
I don't think you'd be able to feel anything at all on your own funeral.
Were they mad at how Deathly Hallows ended?
The entire word if you ask me.
The way we spell our words with fewer U's, obviously.
Walter White should've just opened an Italian restaurant instead.
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Sheesh, at least wait until the opening credits are over!