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4 Million Facebook Users Will Die From Stubbornness

4 Million Facebook Users Will Die From Stubbornness by kalypsoworldphotography via Flickr

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2016-09-12 cyris

I can believe this. I thought the number would've been much higher, though.

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2013-12-28

2013-12-28

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