Boldly going where no frankfurter has gone before!
Splatoon?
Somebody get her to the burn ward!
The underweight ones, obviously.
And he laughed all the way to the White House.
You mean the election results?
Amazing correlation!
In other news: New Jersey just got an improvement.
This would not be a very bad outcome.
I accidentally a poem.
Grab her by the octopussy!
We should turn homeless people into a food source!
Wow. Just wow.
That exploding Van Gogh must have left quite an impression all over the station!
It was a pain in the ass.
Does the devil wear prada now?
This explains so much.
Too late for that.
GRAND DAD!?
This is literally true.
10-story bunkbeds maybe aren't the best idea.
Why would Clark Kent be worried about air travel? He doesn't even need plane rides!
I wouldn't be against this actually happening.
Isn't that like, every other episode?
What a twist!
People are tweeting awful things in general.
I choose you, Pikachewbacca!
One of your PC storage boxes will be named "Basket Of Deplorables".
Is that a euphemism?
Clothes? Where we're going, we don't need clothes!
Not the vegemite!
So that's where my Batter Blaster went!
Flowers For Algernon?
JUST SHOOT IT!
Gaming Bad?
Isn't this what they usually do? Don't stop now.
I'm a white guy. I'm used to it by now.
edaM ereW uoY
Is this the synopsis for a new anime?
You are the worst poet ever.
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Boldly going where no frankfurter has gone before!