We're DOOMED!
With what? Lots of lens flare?
OH MY GOD THEY'RE RIGHT!
Should have brought an umbrella-ella.
Is that an episode of Friends?
That tweet gave me cancer.
The one that Doc Brown had at the end of BTTF Part 3?
Yellow journalism in a nutshell.
Must have been one hell of a punch.
We're hiring!
A gingerbread house. It's the only kind of edible house that I know of.
Better than dead mice I suppose.
1. Don't
Is this the synopsis of a porno?
Oh no! Not a 70s sitcom!
Splatoon sequel?
30 cent burritos?
Every teen ever, really.
I wish you could just choke your kids until they learned things.
Netflix in a nutshell.
KFC: Killer Fighting Cyborgs
How Animal Farm should have ended.
Was it the Magic School Bus?
Schrodinger's Wife?
Start building a wall, obviously.
I lost the other half of the pair.
That does sound like a dream you might have.
Splatoon in a nutshell.
Alliteration!
You are tearing me apart Lisa!
That's...oddly specific.
Camping is torture.
"Come back when you have a good head on your shoulders."
The unemployment office is actually a time machine.
SHREK CONFIRMED FOR SMASH!
Oh my.
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.
I didn't know there were even that many.
It's like the Aerosmith song "Janie's Got A Gun", but with Jenner.
I heard Doublebaconcheeseburgeropolis is quite lovely this time of year.
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We're DOOMED!