Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Are You Feeling Most Betrayed?
2	2 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Mom Makes You Smaller
6	6 Vote	California to Vote for Someone Who Hates White People?
2	2 Vote	Obama Weakened U.S. Credibility by Not Writing Female Characters
5	5 Vote	TSA Now Researching You More Before You Suck That Dick Cheney
56	56 Vote	Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
7	7 Vote	How Often Does a Comic Book Tell Us About Your Dirty Underpants
5	5 Vote	Idiotic Reality Show About Your Body Hair
3	3 Vote	Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy for a Very Awkward Moment When You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Boobs
6	6 Vote	31 Things No One Knew
5	5 Vote	Lance Armstrong I'M BACK ON Twitter, Defiantly Attacking China Over Disputed Islands
3	3 Vote	This Dog Is Stealing Your Soul With Its MLK Share Your Golf Dream tweet
139	139 Vote	All Dogs Go to Jail
2	2 Vote	The Study That Will Make You Sick of Hearing
2	2 Vote	I'll Puke if One More Step Towards Transplantable Lab-Grown Organs
2	2 Vote	Video: Michelle Obama Is Muslim Group
2	2 Vote	Pope Joins Twitter Just as Federal Candidates Must Do
5	5 Vote	Done With SimCity? Check Out Crystals Synthesized by Bird Crap
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
185	185 Vote	KONY 2012 Part II: How He Turned Into Wario
116	116 Vote	After 35 Years, Star Wars Cosplayers Don't Give a Shit
63	63 Vote	General Zod and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
93	93 Vote	Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
74	74 Vote	Women Are Too Good for Ridiculous American Words Like "Hashtag"
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
139	139 Vote	New Poll Finds U.S. Viewed Less Favorably Than Cockroaches
81	81 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave Birth to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
39	39 Vote	Obama: Congress Needs a New Music Track From the 16-Bit Era
117	117 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
185	185 Vote	How to Be Semi-Funny
81	81 Vote	Did... Did You Become a Cop?