Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
21	21 Vote	Rupert Murdoch and His Flying Robot Unicorn
68	68 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Hotline
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
14	14 Vote	Code Like a Douche
9	9 Vote	A Town-Building Game Where You're a MURDERER! 1	1
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
30	30 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
249	249 Vote	Study: Everyone Stares at Titties
50	50 Vote	Chris Christie Wants Only Sick Children to Smoke
8	8 Vote	America's Nuclear Waste Is Just So Damn Itchy
64	64 Vote	Cee-Lo Was Charged With Homicide After Killing Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
7	7 Vote	Paranoid Cat Is Trying to Become Law
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
228	228 Vote	Report: FBI Has Been KILLED!!!
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
60	60 Vote	The Week in Tabloids: Demi Moore's Boyfriend Has a Penis!
7	7 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the N-Word
8	8 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Dooms Newborn Daughter to Life With David Hasselhoff
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
8	8 Vote	I'd Collect the Hell Out of Me
104	104 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Edge
8	8 Vote	Lawyer to Chris Brown: I Don't Love You Anymore
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
2	2 Vote	Philadelphia Eagles White Player Apologizes for Dickwolves Fallout
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
7	7 Vote	Serving Cooked Penis in Tokyo Hotel Room