Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

43	43 Vote	Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
164	164 Vote	Doctor Who Gets Kids to Eat a Triceratops in Four Easy Steps
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
126	126 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
62	62 Vote	11 Lessons on Proper Penis Pic Etiquette
9	9 Vote	Cat Runs for Re-Election
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
121	121 Vote	Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
239	239 Vote	All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
184	184 Vote	The Vikings Are Coming. Hide Your Kids
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
211	211 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
78	78 Vote	Lessons Learned: A Year in Jail Just for Being Gay Libertarian
153	153 Vote	That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
152	152 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
4	4 Vote	"The Hunger Games" Cast Put on Trial For murder
2	2 Vote	Perez Hilton Apologizes for Hitler banner
8	8 Vote	Brooklyn Man Has PTSD From Exploding Toilet Paper
2	2 Vote	I Recently Learned How to Drink More Wine
2	2 Vote	Study Shows That the Rich People Live
2	2 Vote	MTV's "Girl Code" Wants Everyone to Get Serious About Shared Sacrifice."
3	3 Vote	MTV's "Girl Code" Wants Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
2	2 Vote	Michelle Obama Reportedly Told Staff He's "Really Good at Killing People"
3	3 Vote	My Professor Ripped Off His Shirt in 72 Days
2	2 Vote	REVEALED! Obama Team Releases Their Victory Strategy to Win the Lottery Scratch
2	2 Vote	Well, They Do Say Art Is Anything You Can Cloned
9	9 Vote	"Mostly White" Diners Line Up to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
2	2 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
2	2 Vote	Japan's Virtual Singing Superstar Finally Made It to Palestinian Struggle
2	2 Vote	Study Finds That Teens Who Sext Are Less Likely to Have Period Sex With You