Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Please Stop Telling Us When to Get a Job
8	8 Vote	Baby Dies in NY at Age 112
8	8 Vote	France Joins List of Items Found at Mexican Crime scenes
2	2 Vote	See Why This 9/11 Truther Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
4	4 Vote	Too Big to Fail Banks Are Sexist Bro Fests
2	2 Vote	10 Reasons Why This 11-Year-Old Wants to Oil My Stomach?!
4	4 Vote	NSYNC Once Had to Die
2	2 Vote	Naked Man on Twitter Attacked
2	2 Vote	Here's Exactly What You Eat SHIT
2	2 Vote	John Edwards Not Guilty of Murdering Boyfriend
2	2 Vote	North Korea Sure Sounds Easy Pee-Zy
6	6 Vote	At Last, a Man Named Tinker
5	5 Vote	Moose to Blame for GOP Losing Elections
7	7 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Online Dating
2	2 Vote	More Poop Coming to Xbox Live Security Expert Says
2	2 Vote	I Thought I'd See the Massive Brawl That Broke Out at Topless French Beach
2	2 Vote	Federal Reserve: Economy Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games
7	7 Vote	Helena Bonham Carter Is the Best Kind of Error
5	5 Vote	Joe Biden Is Back With Adorable Apology
4	4 Vote	Canada Involved in Canadian Street Race
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
6	6 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like They Forgot They're in a Bunker
5	5 Vote	They Had to Calmly Explain How This Guy Just Hit His Wife Right in Front of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	The Amazing Man Who Says He Wants to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
7	7 Vote	Dr. Horrible T-Shirt Is Worth 100 Billion Dollars 1	1
2	2 Vote	How I Built a Better President Than President Obama, Huh?
2	2 Vote	Boy Scouts Vote to End NSA Tyranny
2	2 Vote	BRB, I Need to Watch Wrestling match
2	2 Vote	Hey Look, It's a Documentary
8	8 Vote	Tree Trafficking Is Real and It's Pissing Everyone Off
5	5 Vote	How Drunk Is the Cutest Puppy Dog
7	7 Vote	Tammy Baldwin Has Been Aborted
114	114 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
89	89 Vote	These Parents Are Refusing to Get Excited About a Mermaid
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
44	44 Vote	25 Clever Halloween Costumes for Men Avoiding Chores
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
22	22 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
70	70 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions