Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

58	58 Vote	College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
144	144 Vote	I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
131	131 Vote	Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
135	135 Vote	Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
98	98 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
116	116 Vote	This Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
80	80 Vote	Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
160	160 Vote	Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3